Standard (EADGBE)

Monday morning wake up knowing that you've got to go to school

Tell your mum what to expect, she says it's right out of the blue

Do you went to work in Debenham's, because that's what they expect

Start in Lingerie, and Doris is your supervisor

And the head said that you always were a queer one from the start

For careers you say you went to be remembered for your art

Your obsessions get you known throughout the school for being strange

Making life-size models of the Velvet Underground in clay

In the queue for lunch they take the piss, you've got no appetite

And the rumour is you never go with boys and you are tight

So they jab you with a fork, you drop the tray and go berserk

While your cleaning up the mess the teacher's looking up your skirt

You've been used,

Are you calm? Settle down

Write a song, I'll sing along

Soon you will know that you are sane

You're on top of the world again

My apologies for the poor chord placement in this song. I cannot

fix them as I no longer have the record, but it ought to be fairly

obvious to anyone who knows the tune well. Theo.