One Angry Dwarf And 200 Solemn FacesBen Folds FiveChords

 (Original Key: B)

Intro

Verse 1

C7 September '75, I was F7Madd947 inches high,

Dm7 Mom said by Christmas I would A7have.

 A C7badass mother G.I. Joe,

F7Madd9 For your little minds to blow,

Dm7 I still got beat up after Esus4class, Eyeah.

Chorus 1

 Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant,

Gm7 One angry C9dwarf and,

 Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E

 If you Am7really want to D9see me,

 Check the Gm7papers and the C9TV,

Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E

 Kiss my A7ass, goodbye.C9 A7

Interlude

Verse 2

 Don't give me that C7bullshit;

 That C7bullshit you know who I am,

F7Madd9 I'm your nightmare little man,

Dm7 Vic, you stole my lunch money; A7made me cry.

C7 Jane, remember Second Grade?

F7Madd9 Said you couldn't stand my face,

Dm7 Rather than kiss me,

 You said Esus4you'd rather Edie.

Chorus 2

 Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant,

Gm7 One angry C9dwarf and,

 Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E

 If you Am7really want to D9see me,

 Check the Gm7papers and the C9TV,

Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E

 Kiss my A7ass, goodbye.C9 A7

Interlude

Piano solo

Bridge

A7 You'll be sorry one day,

Yes you will, yes you will,

 You shouldn't C9push me around,

 'Cos I A7will, yes I will.

 You will be A7sorry when I'm big,

Yes you will, yes you will,

 You will be C9sorry. A7

Chorus 4

 Now I'm Am7big and im-D9portant,

Gm7 One angry C9dwarf and,

 Two Fmaj7hundred solemn faces are Esus4you. E

 If you Am7really want to D9see me,

 Check the Gm7papers and the C9TV,

Fmaj7 Look who's telling who what to Esus4do. E

 Kiss my A7ass, goodbye.C9 A7

Interlude

Coda

A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now,

A7 Kiss my ass, kiss my ass goodbye, now. C9 A7

 September '75, I was 57 inches high. C9 A7

 September '75, September '75. C9 A7

Outro

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