Standard (EADGBE)

It may sound stupid when I say it out loud

Like I'm just jealous of his silver cloud

He looks real good he drinks diet Coke

He gets his NME's sent by air not boat

I wish I was him

He gets the women at his feet

With all his cool friends

He gets his records for free

I wish I was him

He has no enemies

I wish I was him

He's got six different flannel shirts

Airwalks not thongs

He even understands the words to Pavement songs

He's got his new guitar toys

He loves Smudge and the Beastie Boys

I wish I was him

He gets the women at his feet

With all his cool friends

He gets his records for free

I wish I was him

He has no enemies

I wish I was him

I feel much better now I've let it all out

He's got big biceps and a masculine shout

I don't want to sound like I'm trying to be mean

But he plays guitar much faster than me

I wish I was him

He gets the women at his feet

With all his cool friends

He gets his records for free

I wish I was him

He has no enemies

I wish I was him

I wish I was him

He gets the women at his feet

With all his cool friends

He gets his records for free

I wish I was him

He has no enemies

I wish I was him

I wish I was him