Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Sixty feet stomping (Noise Complaint!)

The souped-up vinyl spinning (Noise Complaint!)

Laughing is a reason (Noise Complaint!)

We're all spaz cap drinking (Noise Complaint!)

Chorus

Well it's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

Twenty bucks says there's a noise complaint

Verse 2

Tearing down the curtains (Noise Complaint!)

We're just blowing out the speakers (Noise Complaint!)

You know the neighbors pound the floorboards (Noise Complaint!)

Yeah, this party ain't no secret (Noise Complaint!)

Chorus

Well it's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

Yeah alright yeah there's a noise complaint, Oi!

Verse 3

Alley dog howling (Noise Complaint!)

We're all lighting up the tilt sign (Noise Complaint!)

It's just mad street rocking (Noise Complaint!)

Did you see those little skirts flipping (Noise Complaint!)

Chorus

Well it's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

We're a crazy infestation of the truly un-cool

(verse chords over 1st trombone solo)

Verse 4

Police rack the front door (Noise Complaint!)

Then all them girls hit the closet (Noise Complaint!)

You know I'm underneath the bed now (Noise Complaint!)

It's just a chance for naughty smooching (Noise Complaint!)

Chorus

Well it's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

We're sorry officer 'bout the noise complaint

Verse 5

Frigging in the rigging (Noise Complaint!)

Yeah there's smoggin' in my noggin' (Noise Complaint!)

We're all playing back seat bingo (Noise Complaint!)

Are you hip to my lingo (Noise Complaint!)

Chorus

Well it's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

Back it up kid there's a noise complaint, Oi!

(verse chords over 2nd trombone)

Noise complaint! Noise complaint! Noise complaint! Noise complaint!

Best two kids in the world!

(guitar solo)

ill do this at some point

Verse 6

The record needle's dulling (Noise Complaint!)

All the ivy leaguers screaming (Noise Complaint!)

We're all posing for a picture (Noise Complaint!)

And just flip, dip, spinning (Noise Complaint!)

Chorus

It's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

They play my favorite song it goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Verse 7

Shy girls winking (Noise Complaint!)

And the good girls kissing (Noise Complaint!)

You see those rude girls spitting (Noise Complaint!)

And all them doped up dolls giggling (Noise Complaint!)

Chrous:

Well it's a sure shot, we can't be stopped

I like your neighbor, but your neighbor don't like me

(guitar solo to end)

Noise complaint! Noise complaint! Noise complaint! Noise complaint!