Its Dangerous Out There Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AmThere are Russians int the front yard, there's DmMartians on the Amceiling

There's a Cape buffalo on the Dmpatio and you Emask me how I'm Amfeeling

There's a sniper by the swingset, the Dmhighway has been Ammined

Then here you come with a Dmgreat big smile Emsinging, rise and Amshine

Chorus

AmWell, there's Emnothing you could say that will Amget me up today

DmNothing you have ever said Emthat can drive me from this bed

You can Amcall me lazy, crazy, call me Dmstupid, I don't Emcare

AmI ain't Dmgettin' up, cause its Emdangerous out Amthere.

AmThere's a hunter from New Jersey in my Dmkitchen drinking Ambeer

There's a Texan out my Dmwindow with a Emchainsaw and a Amlear

I could take a walk around the block to Dmshake me from this Amslumber

But there's student drivers Dmout today and Emone has got my Amnumber

AmThere's a pounding on my front door its Dmenough to make me Amscream

Why, its two girl scouts, one JeDmhova's Witness Emand a whole SWAT Amteam

So listen to me, darling. Please Dmheed these words I Amsay

Its too scary here in FebruDmary dear, set my Emsnooze alarm for AmMay