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It says here that the unions will never learn

And it says here that the economy is on the upturn

And it says here we should be proud that we are free

And our free press reflects our democracy

Those braying voices on the right of the house

Echo down the street of shame

Where politics mix with bingo and tits

In a money and numbers game

Where they offer you a feature on stockings and suspenders

Next to a call for stiffer penalties for sex offenders

It says here that this year's prince is born

And it says here "d'you ever wish that you were better informed?"

And it says here that we can only stop the rot

With a large dose of law and order and a touch of the short sharp shock

Is this does not reflect your view you must understand

That those who own these papers also own this land

And they'd rather you believe in Coronation Street capers

In the war for circulation, it sells newspapers

Would it be an infringement of the freedom of the press to print

Pictures of women in states of undress?

When you wake up to the fact that your paper is Tory

Just remember there are two sides to every story