Billy Connolly - Two Little Boys In Blue Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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Standard guitar tuning:
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CNow two little boys had two little toys A whistle and a helmut Fblue And when they were wee it was Cplain to see DWhat they'd grow up intoG CThey were hittin' other weans, bashing in their brains And shoppin' everybody Ftoo They didn't reform, now they're Cin uniform GThey're two little boys in blueC CDo you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my arse off Ftoo If somebody squawks in theC witness box DI'll cover up for youG CI'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us Fto Before you count to three we'll beC off scott free GWe're two little boys in blueC CNow the duty sergeant said tuck the prisoners into bed But before you take their cocoa Fthrough Keep them in their cells and hit Cthem where it tells DBut don't leave them black and blueG CYou can kick them on their balls, bounce their head off the walls Bash them on the kidneys Ftoo Beat them on the legs and thighs Cbut don't give them black eyes GOr you'll be a prisoner tooC CDo you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my arse off Ftoo If somebody squawks in theC witness box DI'll cover up for youG CI'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us Fto Before you count to three we'll beC off scott free GWe're two little boys in blueC CSo if you see them on the beat As they swagger down your street Here's a piece of advice for Fyou Don't trust your luck Cturn around then run like fuck! GFrom the two little boys in blueC CDo you think I could leave you lying When I could lie my arse off Ftoo If somebody squawks in theC witness box DI'll cover up for youG CI'll tell a pack of lies, pull the wool over their eyes The way the sergeant taught us Fto Before you count to three we'll beC off scott free GWe're two little boys in blueC HAVE FUN

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