Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

He was sittin' at the bar, sippin' a regular Coke

We were drinkin' and smokin' and makin' him the butt of our jokes

We all said man what happened to you, why can't you just have a few

He said I would if I could, but it's probably best that I don't

Chorus

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

Then I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, and I get proud, and it gets worse

Well if I have one, I have thirteen, no there ain't no in-between

'Cause the more I drink, hmm, the more I drink

A couple of cold ones and somebody hands me a shot

Hell even bucktooth and bowlegged women start lookin' hot

And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes and sweet talkin' some big brunette

Once I get on a roll, there ain't no tellin' where I'll stop

Chorus

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink

And I'm the world's greatest lover and a dancin' machine

I get loud, I get proud, and it gets worse

Yeah if I have one I'll have thirteen, now there ain't no in-between

'Cause the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink, yeah yeah

Mmm that's what I'm talkin' about

Man if I have one, I'll have thirteen

Then they can't get me off the kareokee machine

The more I drink, the more I drink

Yeah the more I drink, the more I drink, the more I drink

Outro