Cheshire Cat Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Key: D

Chords used:

Intro

Bass solo

D--A--Bm--G- x2

D-A-Bm-G- x4

Beat Changes: D--A--Bm--G-- x2

Distortion: D--A--Bm--G-- x4

Verse 1

D I talk to you every Anow and then

Bm I never felt so aGlone again

D I stop to think at a Awishing well

Bm My thoughts send me on a Gcarousel

D Here I am sAtanding on my Bmown

 Not a Gmotion from the teleDphone

 I know Anot a reason Bmwhy

GSolitudes a reason to die

Chorus

D Just you Emwait and AseeG

 As sDchool life Emis a

A It is a Gwoken dream

D Aren't you Emfeeling aAlone?G

D I guess its just another

Em I guess its just another

A I guess its just

 another Gnight alone

Interlude

D--A--Bm--G-- x2

Verse 2

D Now as I walk Adown the street

Bm I need a job just to sGleep in sheets

D Buying food every Aonce in a while

Bm But not enough to Gpurchase a smile

D A tank of gas is a Atreasure to me

Bm I know now that Gnothing is free

D I talk to you every Anow and then

Bm I never felt so aGlone again

Interlude

D--A--Bm--G-- x4

(Repeat Chorus)

End on D(hold)

2.) M+Ms

 Key: E

Chords used:

Intro

E--B--C#m--A-- x2

Verse 1

E You and I should Bget

 away for aC♯mwhileA

E I just want to Bbe

 alone with your sC♯mmileA

E Buy some candy and Bcigarettes

 and we'll C♯mget in my Acar

E We'll blast the sBtereo and

 we'll C♯mdrive to MadagasAcar

Chorus

 Because when F♯mI'm with Ayou

 there's Enothing I wouldn't Bdo

F♯m I just want to Abe your only EoneB

F♯m I'm grasping Aout at straws

E thinking back to Bwhat I saw

 That F♯mnight on the floor

 when Awe were all aEloneB

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

E My love Blife was getting so C♯mblandA

E There are only Bso many ways

 I can C♯mmake love with my Ahand

E Sometimes it Bmakes me want to

C♯mlaughA E Sometimes I Bwant to

 take my C♯mtoaster in the Abath

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

E--B--C#m--A-- x4

Outro

E Who's gonna Bbe the odd man C♯mout?A

E I dont wanna to Bbe the odd man C♯mout A

E Is this Bgoing to be the C♯mend A

E Or are Byou going to C♯mbe

A My new girlEfriend?

3.) Fentoozler

 Key: B

Chords used:

Intro

B--F#--B--E--B--C#m--E--E-Ebm-C#m x2

Verse 1

B At the risk of

F♯sounding rude

B Just who the fuck do

 you Ethink you are

 To tell Bme what you

 exC♯mpect of me toEdayE E♭m C♯m

B Well you can take

 your F♯attitude

B You're out of luck

 you've gone Eway too far

 If you Bthink there's

 any C♯mchance I'm gonna sEtayE E♭m C♯m

Chorus

C♯m How long can I sEtring you along

 How Blittle of myF♯mself can I give

C♯m And still make Eyou believe I BcareE

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

B At the risk of F♯sounding trite

B Just why the fuck do

 you Ethink you're right

 About Bevery little

C♯mthing that you EsayE E♭m C♯m

B And do you think

 that F♯it is right

B For Tom to spend

 aEnother night

 Writing Bsongs

about all the

C♯mpeople he thinks

 are EgayE E♭m E

(Repeat Chorus)

Guitar solo

B--F#--B--E--B--C#m--E--E-Ebm-C#m x2

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

B--F#--B--E(hold)

4.) Touchdown Boy

 Key: E

Chords used:

Intro

E--A--E/G#--F#m--E--A--B--

Verse 1

Tom:

E There's this one C♯mguy

B There's no one like

 him in Aall the world

 Cause Eyou can C♯malways see

 Those Bgirls down

Aon their knees

 In EthoseC♯m B dark sweaty Arooms

EPlanning C♯mout his thoughts

 He's Bwaiting Afor just the right

Chorus

Tom:

EOne by one as theyB Walk

right through the door

 theyA Keep on coming back I

E Guess they just want more

 He has Efun fun fun and you

B Might call him a whore but

A Just look where he's at 'cause

E He is the one that scores Go!

Interlude

E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x4

Verse 2

Mark:

E Well tomA looks like

 he's passing the E/G♯ball

To the tight end

Tom:

E I wasn't sure if he

 Knew that that Atight

end used to be

A wide reciever but

 uhE little does he

Know yeah

Mark:

E he wont be alone

 this Bweekend

Tom:

 I don't thinkA that's

 funny that you E/G♯say

 That because uhE like a dog

 he's Aloyal to his boneB A

Verse 3

Tom:

E I saw my friend C♯mthere

B Out on the Afield today

 I Easked him C♯mwhere

 he's going he Bsaid

 "AAll the way," now

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

E--E-Ebm-C#m-B--A-G#m-F#m x4

E

5.) Strings

 Key: D then C

Chords used:

Intro

D--A--Em--G-- x4

Verse

D I would do anything

 And that'sA what

scares me so bad

Em Don't want to

 live my life aGlone

Don't want to go

 back to what I Dhad

Don't want to spend

 my life withAout

 All these special Emthings

Don't want to walk

 around Being Gtied

to anyone else's

Chorus

C SC/EtriiiiiiiiiiFings sCtringsC E F

 SCtriiiC/EiiiiiiiFings sCtringsC E F

Interlude

D--A--Em--G-- x2

(Repeat Verse and Chorus)

C(hold)--

Guitar solo

D--A--Em--G-- x2

(Repeat Chorus)

End on C(hold)

6.) Peggy Sue

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

Verse 1

A I know what it's F♯mlike to be

 aDlone sitting in your EroomF♯m E

A Listening to F♯mall those

 doubts thatD your parents

Ehave to F♯msay Eto Ayou

And as your head gets

 all F♯mcluttered inside

D Try to stay aEwakeF♯m E

A Everything they F♯msay are lies

D That's all the shit that

 you Eever F♯mhave to Etake

Chorus

() Chords in parenthesis are only done by bass

 So Dhold in all your aggAressions

 Because your EgrGin-dF♯ming

 your tEeeth on dDown to

A The bottomE of your

 chin It's not Deasy or

 so damn Apleasing

 To not laughE Gat

 eF♯mverythEing they sDay as

A They tell you Ewhat to

be you're not alone

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

A I know what it's F♯mlike to be

 deDnied at everything Eyou doF♯m E

A It's not the F♯msame reason why

 thatD Makes you change the

Ethings that F♯myou Eonce Aknew

As your head gets all

F♯mcluttered inside

D Give more than you EtakeF♯m E

A Everything they F♯msay are lies

D That's all the shit that

 you Eever F♯mhave to Etake

Interlude

Bass solo

Bridge

 You say you Awant to take off your

 shoes toE Walk barefoot Ddown the street

 Just to Abe the things that you can

 beE Just live for Done more week go!

Interlude

 You say you Awant to take off your

 shoes toE Walk barefoot Ddown the street

 Just to Abe the things that you can

 beE Just live for Done more week

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

A

7.) Sometimes

 Key: G

Chords used:

Intro

Em-C-G-D- x6

Verse 1

Em Oh how I Cwish that

 they would GlastD

Em Moments of Cpeace that just

 slip Gthrough me so Dfast

Em Just when I Cthink that

 they areG gonna sDtay

Em Everything inCside me

 just sGtarts fading aDway

Chorus

C Sometimes it seems

 like all I Ghope for

Just gets thrown

 down on the Emfloor

And then it seems like

 you don't Clove me anymore

C Sometimes I wish that

 I couldG run away

Em Sometimes I wish I just

 had Csomething to say

Interlude

Em-C-G-D- x4

Verse 2

Em She looks at Cme and doesn't

Gknow the words to Dsay

Em Oh it's not Cyou I just

 don't Gfeel quite right toDday

Em All these Cthings I say and

Gdo were never Dplanned

Em But how the Cfuck am I supposed

 to Gmake you undersDtand that

(Repeat chorus)

Outro

Em-C-G-D- x2

8.) Does My Breath Smell?

 Key: C

Chords used:

Intro

C Who makes up all the G/Brules

 about those Fgirls I want?G/B

C Who tells them G/Ball to

 laugh?F Who tells them

Gall to talk about Cme?

And I'm not sure what my

G/Bpurpose is for Fbeing hereG/B

C Why do theyG/B why do they

F Always kick me in

 the G/Bgroin when I come near

(And I'm not complaining it

just hurts after a bit)

Verse 1

C I don't know G/Bwhat I'm feeling

F I'm just so G/Bsick of seeing

C All those dumb G/Blame

 and reFtarded G/Bbroads

C Who often G/Bjust sit kick back

F As I am G/Bnot so relaxed

C I often G/Bwonder

 why they Fact so G/Bodd

Chorus

 Because no Fworse a time

 When it's Gjust your time to

C Think you should Ammake your move

 It Fdoesn't work cause you're

Gjust a jerk with no excuse

Interlude

Verse 2

C What about that G/Bsituation

F All night proG/Bcrastination

C Take her to the G/Bpoint when

 you Flead her to her G/Bdoor

C There is nothing

G/Bleft there to say

F I guess you G/Bbest

 be on your Cway

 But before you G/Bgo you've

 got to Fdo that G/Bchore

(Repeat Chorus)

Drum solo

Interlude

Bridge

C Please won't you Fbuy

 in I'm always Gtrying

 I keep on Ftrying

C There's only so much

Fpride that I can GloseF

C I hope that when you Fsee me

 You see right Gthrough me

 Come on now Fhonestly

C I'm so sick of Fending

 up without a GclueF

Outro

9.) Cacophony

 Key: C

Chords used:

Intro

Bass solo

C/E-Gsus4-Am-F- x2

 Guitar: C/E-Gsus4-Am-F- x4

Distortion: Am--F--Am--Gsus--F-

 Guitar: C/E-Gsus4-Am-F- x2

Verse 1

C/E When you Gsus4talk about toAmmorrowF

C/E I'm not Gsus4sure about toAmdayF

C/E when you Gsus4tell me

 that you Amlove meF

C/E what am Gsus4I supposed to Amsay?F

Chorus 1

Am Sometimes FI don't feel

Am the same Gsus4way as Fyou feel

Interlude

C/E-Gsus4-Am-F- x2

Verse 2

C/E Words Gsus4like forAmeverF

C/E they scare the Gsus4shit out of Amme F

C/E maybe Gsus4I'm afAmraid of comFmitment

C/E maybe Gsus4you're too

 disAmtracted to Fsee that

(Repeat Chorus)

Beat Changes: C--F--C/E--F-G- x2

Bridge

C I think of Amall the things that I'd

Fsay to you if I had the chance again

C I think of Amall the things that I'd

 sFcreamC but I think it's Amfor the best

F that you and I just don't connect and

C things are Amnever quite what they FseemG/B

Interlude

C--F--C/E--F-G- x2

Refrain

Em Will there Fever beC someone

 to Ggive her heart to me

Em or would I Fbe to blind to Csee

 itEm I wouldn't Fmake a sound

C I'd keep it Gunderground

Em It always Fseems like

 I'm Crunning around around

Grunning around aG/Bround round

Interlude

C--F--C/E--F-G- x4

Chorus 2

Am Sometimes FI don't feel

Am the same Gsus4way as Fyou feelG/B C

10.) TV

 Key: F then C

Chords used:

Intro

Bass solo

F--Bb-- x4, F-Bb-Gm-Bb- x2

Distortion: F--Bb-- x4, F--Gm--Am--Bb--

Verse 1

 When FI'm at work ya I always

 rush right B♭home for lunch

 So FI can check out what's

 up on the B♭Brady Bunch

 And Fwhen I'm walking through

 the front B♭door at night

 I Fgotta see who's winning on

 The B♭Price is Right oh

Chorus

F I never B♭dreamed that

 I'd sGmpend my B♭days

 SFtaring at some B♭tube

 emitting Gmcathode

B♭raysF B♭ Gm B♭

 I need my TFV B♭ Gm B♭

Verse 2

 What's Fhappening in this

 world I don't B♭care at all

 But it Fbetter not pre-empt

 Monday B♭Night Football

 I Fcan't even come up

 with B♭my own views

 I'm Ftaught how to think

 from the B♭evening news oh

(Repeat chorus)

Interlude

Bridge

CLa la la la la

AmLa la la la la

GLa la la la la

CLa la la la la

(Repeat)

Outro

F--Bb-- x4, F--Gm--Am--Bb- x2, F(hold)

11.) Toast And Bananas

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

My pants are rough right

 nowA Do you wanna Eknow

 what I think of F♯myou?

 Cause you're not the Dway

 I thought you should Abe

 To take back Ewhat you said

F♯m It's time to fix it's

Dtime to fix your Ahead

 And now all aElone

 one's less than F♯mtwo

 I've never been Dbetter

 off living loneAly

 To listen to Ewhat you say

F♯m I couldn't care Dless

of what you say

Beat Changes: A--C#m-D x8

Verse 1

A What did you Ethink of me acting F♯mthis way

 I guess you never Dreally thought at

Aall Is that what you Ecall your brain?

F♯m Is that why I Dcall you hang up on Ame?

 I wanted to Eknow I don't want to

F♯mlose And now I'm a Dman who's just

 living sAmall Listen to Ewhat you say

F♯m I couldn't care Dless of what you...

Chorus 1

 ...ASay To me as I Ewalk alone I'd

F♯m Much rather be Driding prone then

 To Abe just aEnother one you are F♯mlame tooD

Interlude

A---C#m-D-- x4

Verse 2

A I wanted to Eknow I don't want to F♯mlose

 But now I'm a Dman who's just living

 sAmall To listen to Ewhat you say

F♯m I couldn't care Dless of what you...

Chorus 2

 ...Asay to me As I F♯mtune

 you out of my Dmind

 Won't Abend over backwards or

F♯mTake another step ahead Dto

 Hear from Eyou again Don't

Atalk to me as I Ewalk alone I'd

F♯m Much rather be Driding prone than

ABe just aEnother one you are F♯mlame tooD

Guitar solo

A--E--F#m--D-- x4

Chorus 3

 Don't Atalk to me as I

F♯mtune you out of my Dmind

 I Won't Abend over backwards or

F♯mTake another step ahead Dto

 Hear from Eyou again Don't

Atalk to me as I Ewalk alone I'd

F♯m Much rather be Driding prone than

ABe just aEnother one you are F♯mlame tooD

End on A(hold)

12.) Wasting Time

 Key: E

Chords used:

Intro

E-A-C♯m-B- x2

A-E-C#m-B--x3, A-E-C#m--B--A----

E-A-C♯m-B- x2

Verse 1

E I'm wasting time

 thinAking about a girl

C♯m And stealing her

 aBway from her world

E She and I would Brun

 awayC♯m I think of all the

Bthings that I'd say

E We'd talk about

 imAportant things

C♯m And I picture it

Bin my dreams

E She'd teach me

 about Amodern art

 AndC♯m I'd show her

 it's oBkay to fart and

Chorus

A Maybe EI'd impress her

C♯m By being Bin a band and

A Maybe if I Eact real tough

C♯m She'd let me Bhold her hand

 andA Maybe I'll Ewin her heart

C♯m By writing this Bsong about her

A Sometimes I Esit at home and

C♯mWonder if she's sitting at home

BThinking of me and wondering if I'm

ASitting at home thinking about

her Or am I just wasting my time

Interlude

E-A-C♯m-B- x2

Verse 2

E Remembering how she

Alaughed at Kinko's

C♯m When I made Bfun

of that guy

E Remebering the

Alook she gave me

 When I C♯mtold her

 that I Bused to fry

E I really want

 to Aask her out

C♯m But my ego could

Bnever take it

E And even if I

Agot the balls

 You C♯mknow that the

 Cougar would Bnever

 make it Aohh EI

 And C♯min my town you

Bcan't drive naAkedE C♯m B

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

E A C♯m Am BI just wasting my EtimeA C♯m

 Am BI just wasting my EtimeA C♯m

 Am BI just wasting my

EtimeA C♯mWasting my time

Bthinking about a Agirl E

13.) Romeo And Rebecca

 Key: A then C

Chords used:

Intro

A-Bm-C♯m-D- x4

Bass solo

A-Bm-C♯m-Bm- x

Verse 1

A Walking through the Egrass

F♯m Another blade next to

Eyou from the Aground

 As the wind does Epass

F♯m I notice as you Efeel

 the breath of my Ashout

 Your words are EkindF♯m The

 kind that reEpeatedly say

Ano But that's alEright

F♯m I'm older than Eyou

so I've got...

Chorus 1

 ...Ctime What have you

 saidAm reach out your

 handG There's a black

Fshadow on my Cwall

 But as I lookAm into my mind

G I can see that Fgirls

are a waste of time

Verse 2

A We've all seen the Ebridge

F♯m A broken seam and a

Egirl on one Aside

You think your

 words will Ework

F♯m They only work when you Elay

 down and close your Aeyes

 I thought of all the Elines

F♯m All the right ones Eused

 at all the wrong Atimes

 But that's alEright

F♯m Depression's just a

 sarEcastic state of...

Chorus 2

 ...Cmind What have you

 saidAm reach out your

 handG There's a black

Fshadow on my Cwall

 But as I lookAm into my mind

G I can see that Fgirls

are a waste of time

Interlude

C-G-Em-D- x2

Bridge

A I don't want to Bmlive aC♯mloneD

AI don't Bmwant to live in

C♯m My broken Ddreams of you

AI don't Bmwant to live aC♯m---lone

 with My Dbroken dreams of you

A I don't Bmwant to live aC♯m---lone

 with My Dbroken dreams of you

Outro

A-E-F♯m-E- x2 A(hold)

14.) Ben Wah Balls

 Key: D

Chords used:

Intro

Tom:

No we ain't gonna take it

unless it's from a doverman

pincher Ladies and gentlemen

Scott:

for your listening pleasure

Blinkgooey gooey goo)

D--Bm--A--G-- x2

Verse 1

D Passively one Bmday as the

Asun rose out of it's Ghouse

D So did this Bmlittle old guy as

 he Awhistled out of his Gmouth

 And Dhappily and Bmgay Well

 I Aguess not exactly Gthat

 BecauseD he found a sBmpecial girl

A That put him in a sGpecial trance

Chorus 1

D He fell in Glove so quickly

D What the hell was Bmhe Ato exDpect

 That the girl Bmunder his

Aarm wasn't the Gsame

D As any Gother girlD That he

 had Bmthought that Ahe once Dmet

 I guess Ayou could only blame Gfate

Interlude

D--Bm--A--G-- x2

Verse 2

D Things started Bmgetting

 weird as they sAtarted to

GkissD She often Bmfelt his

 beard and reAmembered

 how her Gfather she'd missed

 And Dthen quietly one Bmday

 He sang a Asong from

 deep wiGthin his heart

D Causing some inBmgestion

A He finished with a

Ggreat big fart and

Chorus 2

D She knew at tGhat one moment

D That song was Bmsomething

 she'd Aheard beDfore

D So she Bmasked him

 to Ado it aGgain

D Then out the Gdoor they hurried

D She was gonna Bmfind Aout for Dsure

 So she BmanaAlyzed his rear Gend

 Beat Changes: D-Bm-A-G- x4

Bridge

 She said When DI was a little

Bmgirl my Adad left my Gmom

D He used to Bmalways fart and

Asing this special Gsong

 Now DI wasn't quite so Bmsure

 until Ayour pants did Gfall

 Cause Dnow I know that Bmyou're my

 dad because Ayou use Gben wah balls

 I said a Dwah wah wah-wah-wah

BmWah wah-wah-wah AwahG

 ben wha Dballs wah wahBm wah-wah-wah

AWah wah-wah-wah wah ben wah Gballs

Interlude

Beat Changes back

Outro

15.) Just About Done

 Key: G

Chords used:

Intro

Drumbeats

Em--Em-G-Em-F#-B--G-F#-

Em--Em-G-Em-F#-Bb--G-F#-

Em--Em-G-Em-F#-B--G-F#-

Em--Em-G-Em-F#-Bb--G-F#-

Em-G-F♯-Em- x8

Verse

Em Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

  Em(Bass Line)

HEY!

Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

Just about done with your

butt we'll let you know

16.) Depends

 Key: D

Chords used:

Intro

(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!)

Verse 1

Tom:

D I don't want to

Aurinate on myGself

D I don't want to

AurinateG on anyone Aelse

D Well, I guess that Areally

 doesn't Gmatter anymore

D Because I can't conAtrol

 my Gbladder anyAmore

Chorus 1

Tom:

D G A Well I guess

 it all deDpendsG

Mark:

undergarments

Tom:

D G A Well I guess

 it all deDpendsG

Mark:

undergarments

Tom:

A Step back in the

DlightA No more Gsoiled

 nights aloneA But

 I guess DI don't

 have a cGare

 Because there's notA a

load in my underwear

Verse 2

Mark:

D I'm sick of ofAfending everyone

 I Gmeet (go go go go)

D I'm sick of Acrying myself to

 sGleep on rubber Asheets (go)

D I had an Aaccident toGday

D I left a Asoiled bus seat

G I didn't know Awhat to say

Chorus 2

Mark:

D G A But I guess

 it all deDpendsG

Tom:

undergarments

Mark:

D G A Well I guess

 it all deDpendsG

Tom:

undergarments

Mark:

A Step back in the

DlightA No more Gsoiled

 nights aloneA Well

I guess I didn't

DI have to care

 if GI don't have a

Aload in my underDwear

Tom:

Uh anyway uh well

as I was saying

my dog nice dog

bending over uh

If you dropped your keys

you'd bend over too

Scott:

Uh so uh well

uh just wanna say

thank you all for

coming to the sperm

bank Do you have a

question there?

Mark:

Shit Scott That aki-mofo

be messing with

my lady gotta be

running cold upsidedown

his head you know

what I'm sayin mans? Hey

holmes I can dig it

that brotha ain't

gonna pick up on you

man i say hey Scott,

So to say i want to say

pretty J I did the

same-ol same-ol

hey knock yourself

on a post lick

the gray metal fat man

before he was down

I take tcb'in man

Hey you know what they

say you see about to

get that bottie yacker

you lay her down

and slackum yackum

cold gotta be ya

know man SHIT

Tom:

Uh are you uh

feelin' all right?

Mark:

Oh man jamofoba lay me

to the bone and

she's jackin me

up tightly!

Alright Get out the

scissors and get in place

Ready? Now start choppin

Tom:

Hey man someone spotted

me it's heavy!

Mark:

Alright now heave

it on down here!

(sound of someone or something

falling down the stairs)

Tom:

Okay it's all the

way down there!

Mark:

Aw who taught you how to

throw the dick down the stairs?