Depends Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Key: D

Chords used:

Intro

(1..2..1.2.3.4!!!)

Verse 1

Tom:

D I don't want to

Aurinate on myGself

D I don't want to

AurinateG on anyone Aelse

D Well, I guess that Areally

doesn't Gmatter anymore

D Because I can't conAtrol

my Gbladder anyAmore

Chorus 1

Tom:

D G A Well I guess

it all deDpendsG

Mark:

undergarments

Tom:

D G A Well I guess

it all deDpendsG

Mark:

undergarments

Tom:

A Step back in the

DlightA No more Gsoiled

nights aloneA But

I guess DI don't

have a cGare

Because there's notA a

load in my underwear

Verse 2

Mark:

D I'm sick of ofAfending everyone

I Gmeet (go go go go)

D I'm sick of Acrying myself to

sGleep on rubber Asheets (go)

D I had an Aaccident toGday

D I left a Asoiled bus seat

G I didn't know Awhat to say

Chorus 2

Mark:

D G A But I guess

it all deDpendsG

Tom:

undergarments

Mark:

D G A Well I guess

it all deDpendsG

Tom:

undergarments

Mark:

A Step back in the

DlightA No more Gsoiled

nights aloneA Well

I guess I didn't

DI have to care

if GI don't have a

Aload in my underDwear

Tom:

Uh anyway uh well

as I was saying

my dog nice dog

bending over uh

If you dropped your keys

you'd bend over too

Scott:

Uh so uh well

uh just wanna say

thank you all for

coming to the sperm

bank Do you have a

question there?

Mark:

Shit Scott That aki-mofo

be messing with

my lady gotta be

running cold upsidedown

his head you know

what I'm sayin mans? Hey

holmes I can dig it

that brotha ain't

gonna pick up on you

man i say hey Scott,

So to say i want to say

pretty J I did the

same-ol same-ol

hey knock yourself

on a post lick

the gray metal fat man

before he was down

I take tcb'in man

Hey you know what they

say you see about to

get that bottie yacker

you lay her down

and slackum yackum

cold gotta be ya

know man SHIT

Tom:

Uh are you uh

feelin' all right?

Mark:

Oh man jamofoba lay me

to the bone and

she's jackin me

up tightly!

Alright Get out the

scissors and get in place

Ready? Now start choppin

Tom:

Hey man someone spotted

me it's heavy!

Mark:

Alright now heave

it on down here!

(sound of someone or something

falling down the stairs)

Tom:

Okay it's all the

way down there!

Mark:

Aw who taught you how to

throw the dick down the stairs?