Dude Ranch Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Key: B

Chords used:

Intro

B/D♯ E B x3 B/D♯ E

Verse 1

Mark:

 I Bknow I'm pathetic

I knew when she said it

Tom:

 A F♯loser a bum's what she Ecalled

me when I drove her home

Mark:

BThere's no more waiting

and sure no more wasting

Tom:

 I've F♯done all I can but she

 sEtill wants to be left alone

Mark:

BYou got you got you

 got to help me F♯out

Tom:

 And I'll try not Eto argue

Mark:

BNo one no one no

 one likes a drop F♯out

Tom:

 Mistakes are Ehard to undo

Chorus 1

Mark:

A♭m Don't pull Bme F♯down

 this is where BI belong

Tom:

 I Ethink I'm different but

I'm the same and I'm wrong

Mark:

A♭m Don't pull mBe F♯down

 this is where BI belong

tom:

 I Ethink I'm different

this is where I belong

Interlude

B/D♯ E B x3 B/D♯ E

Verse 2

Mark:

 I Bthink it's disgusting

believing and trusting

Tom:

 If F♯I gave a fuck there would

Ebe nothing for me to prove

Mark:

 AlBthough it's amusing

it's slightly confusing

Tom:

 I've F♯done all I can but her

Eego is still hard to move

Mark:

BYou got you got you

 got to help me F♯out

Tom:

 And I'll try not Eto argue

Mark:

BNo one no one no

 one likes a drop F♯out

Tom:

 Mistakes are Ehard to undo

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Interlude

B/D♯ E B x4

A♭m B F♯ B E

Chorus 2

Mark:

A♭m Don't pull Bme F♯down

 this is where BI belong

Tom:

 I Ethink I'm different

 this is where I beBlong

2.) Voyeur

 Key: C

Chords used:

Verse 1

C And when the day ends

 I'm Amsure she feels Fsorrow

C The lonely guy I am I

Amwait for her to Fchange

C I've been here two days

 I'll Amsure be here toFmorrow

C I'd eat her all if she

 were Amon my dinner Fplate

Chorus

(and I wish)

G I wish she'd Fbe more kind CnowF C G

G I'm out of Fluck cause the

Cshades are pulled Gdown

 I've seen Feverything

 there Cis to be Gshown

 I followed her Fall the way ChomFe C G C F C G

Verse 2

C I can't be too cool in a

Amtree with my Fpants down

C The air is cold and I've

 got sAmplinters in my Ffeet

C She caught me once but I

 don't Amthink that she Fcares

 nowC Unlike before her view

 is Amnow blocked by a Fleaf

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

C I bet this Flast time's

 the Gone time too Fmany

C The rush of Fwaiting is

Gburning through my Fhead

C Right after Fsupper her

Gbrother shower's Ftwice a

 weekC He kicks my Fass so much

 that Gfilthy white inFbredG

Verse 3

C I've made mistakes by

 looking Amin the wrong Fwindow

C Her dad is big and I've

Amnever seen his Fface

C I've been here two days

 and I'll Amsure be here toFmorrow

C My lady's so sweet she

Amlikes to enterFtain

(Repeat Chorus)

(Repeat Bridge)

Mark: Bass Solo

F C G F C x6

Outro

C F C G x2, C(hold)

3.) Dammit

 Key: C

Chords used:

Intro

C-G-Am-F- x4

Verse 1

C its all rightG to tell me

Am what you thinkF about me

C i won't tryG to argue

Am or hold itF against you

C i know thatG you're leaving

Am you must haveF your reason

C the seasonG is calling

Am your picturesF are falling down

Interlude

C-G-Am-F- x2

Verse 2

C the steps thatG i retrace

Am the sad lookF on your face

C the timingG the structure

Am did you hear?F he fucked her

C a day lateG a buck sort

Am i'm ridingF the report

C i'm losingG and failing

Am when i moveF i'm failng

Chorus 1

Cnow and it will

 happen once aGgain

 your turn to a Amfriend

 someone that undersFtands

 sees through a master Cplan

 but everybody's Ggone

 and i've been here for to Amlong

 to face this on your Fown

 Well I guess Gthis is growing CupG Am

 Well I guess Fthis is growing CupG Am F

Verse 3

C and maybeG i'll see you

Am at a movieF sneak preview

C you show upG and walk by

Am in the armF of that guy

C and I'll smileG and

you'll wave

Am and pretendF it's ok

C the charadeG it won't

 lastAm we he's gone

F i won't come back

Chorus 2

Cback and it will

 happen once aGgain

 your turn to a Amfriend

 someone that undersFtands

 sees through a master Cplan

 but everybody's Ggone

 and i've been here for to Amlong

 to face this on your Fown

 Well I guess Gthis is growing CupG Am

 Well I guess Fthis is growing CupG Am F

Interlude

C Dm C/E F C Dm C/E

Outro

F Well I guess this

 is growing CupG Am

 Well I guess Fthis

 is growing CupG Am

 Well I guess Fthis

 is growing CupG Am

 Well I guess Fthis

 is growing CupG Am

 Well I guess Fthis

 is growing Cup

4.) Boring

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

A E x4

A Bm A/C♯ D E Bm A Bm

Verse 1

A You A/C♯don't need F♯mnothingD

E And I A/C♯know that Eyou won't Deven try

A Don't A/C♯wait for F♯mme to help Dyou

E It's too A/C♯late for Eany of Dmy advice

Chorus

A C♯m A♭ D ENo trust

A C♯m A♭ DAll I Egot is lies

A C♯m A♭ D EBoring

A C♯m A♭ D EAll right

Interlude

A Bm A/C♯ D E Bm A Bm

Verse 2

A MisA/C♯placed your F♯mvaluesD

E ForA/C♯got the imEportance of Dbeing right

A Don't A/C♯sit there F♯mand act Dhumble

E I've A/C♯heard your sEtory a Dthousand times

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

A D E x4

Bass solo

A C♯m A♭ D E

Outro

A C♯m A♭ D E A

5.) Dick Lips

 Key: A

Chords used:

A/C♯ x476xx or x42220

Intro

A/C♯ D A E x2

Verse 1

APlease mom You ground

me all the time

 I Dknow that I was

 right EAll along

 And I'm Ahoping

Remember I'm a kid

 I Dknow not what I

 did Just Ehaving fun

Refrain

 You couldn't A/C♯wait

 for something Dnew

 And yesterAday

 I thought of Eyou

 It left me to A/C♯think as

 if I couldn't Dwalk away

 It's too Alate I fell Ethrough

Chorus

F♯mNothing to Dlose

 A boy who Awent out

 when he Efinished

all his chores

F♯m Nothing to Ddo

 They can't trust Ame because

 I Eblew it once before

Interlude

A/C♯ D A E x2

Verse 2

AShit dad Please

don't kick my

 ass I Dknow I've

seen you trashed

 At Eleast one time

 Can I Ablame it

On one of my

dumb friends

 It's Dbeen awhile

Since I have

Eused that line

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)

(Alright)

Interlude

A D A/C♯ E D x4

(Repeat Chorus)

end on A(hold)

6.) Waggy

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

A , A F♯m D x2

Verse 1

AWatching your house shrink

 away in my rear view F♯mmirror

 As I drive aDway AWishing that

I could take back all those

 words that meant F♯mnothing

 That I didn't Dsay I'm Atrying

 to F♯mbe what you want me to Dbe

 But Ait's so damn hard to

keep playing the part of

 the F♯mfool Week after Dweek

Chorus 1

F♯m I think you Dneed

 some time aBmlone

F♯m You say you Dwant someone

 to Acall your own

F♯mOpen you Deyes You can

Bmsuck in your pride

 You can F♯mlive your

 life Dall on your own

Interlude

A F♯m D x2

Verse 2

AIs this all going to

be just another time

F♯m That we play this Dgame

 I've Atried to convince you

that things could be different

 but F♯msomehow they end up the Dsame

 But Awhat did you expect from me

F♯m What am I supposed to Ddo AYou say

that you're starting to feel

like you're getting

F♯mlost Well I do Dtoo

Chorus 2

F♯m I don't want to

Dlive this lie aBmgain

F♯m I know I'll Dget it right

 but I Adon't know when

 I'll F♯mopen my Deyes I've

 got Bmsomething inside

 I'll just F♯mjack off in

 my Droom until noon

Bass solo

A F♯m D x2

Interlude

A F♯m D x2

Outro

A It's never over

till it’s done

F♯m And I don't think

 that you're the Done

(Repeat x4)

A F♯m D A

7.) Enthused

 Key: D

Chords used:

Intro

D A Bm A G x2

Beat changes from slow to fast

D Bm A G A x2, D Em7 G A x2

D A G A

Verse 1

D Am IA strungoutG crazy

Aor not allowed

D To be the Aone who

 gets sGtupid over Ayou

D Lazy (Em7lazy) laidback (Glaidback)

 maybe Ayou're just on Dcrack

 Why am I the Em7one who gets

Gfucked up and Aconfused GO!

Interlude

D Bm A G x4

D Em7 G A x2

Verse 2

D She doesn't Em7care at all

G She doesn't Acare at all

D She doesn't Em7care about those

Gtimes we never Ashared at all

Interlude

D Bm A G x4

Verse 3

D If I Bmwere the last

A Of the few who Galways ask

D Would you still be the

Bmsame person that I AknewG

D And if it's Bmfor me

A Another boring story

D I swear I'll Bmact enAthusedG

Outro

Beat switched back from fast to slow

D A Bm A G D A Bm A D D

8.) Untitled

 Key: B

Chords used:

Intro

B E F♯ x2

Verse 1

B I think of awhile ago

E We might have F♯had it all

B I was so stupid then

E You needed F♯time to grow

B But now just as things change

E As well my F♯feelings do

B In time things rearrange

E I am so F♯sick of chasing you

Chorus 1

A♭m But what do I Eget cause

 just seem to Blose

 You make me regF♯ret those

 times I spent with A♭myou

 And playing those Egames

 as I wait for your Bcall

 And now I give F♯up so

 goodEbye and so long

Interlude

Beat Changes from moderate to punk rock fast!!!

B A♭m F♯ E x2

Verse 2

B It's not a change of pace

E This time I'll F♯get it right

B It's not a change of taste

E I was the F♯one there last Bnight

You have your other friends

E They were there F♯when you cried

B Didn't mean to hurt you

 then E Best friends just

F♯won't leave your side

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Interlude

B E F♯ x4

Verse 3

B It's not a change of pace

E This time I'll F♯get it right

B It's not a change of taste

E I was the one there last night

Chorus 2

A♭m When I needed you Emost

 When I needed a Bfriend

 You let me down F♯now

 Like I let you down A♭mthen

 So sorry E it's over

 (BahhF♯...B) F♯ B F♯ B F♯ B

9.) Apple Shampoo

 Key: C

Chords used:

Verse 1

C She didn't mean to

F deceive youG believe me

C But sometimes the

 hardestF part isG conceiving

Refrain 1

Am The good intentions

 that you Fhad

Now only came to

Amthis And although

she saw the mark

Dm The Farrow missed

Verse 2

C It isn't exciting

F recitingG the stories

C Of kind words turned hurting

F when routineG gets boring

Refrain 2

Am Both getting tired

 of punk rock Fclubs

And both playing

 in punk rock Ambands

The start was

something good

Dm But Fsome good

things must end

Interlude

C F G F x2

Verse 3

 And she saidC "It

 could never surFvive

With such differing

Glives One home one

Fout on tour aCgain

We may never come

Fback The strike of

 a Gmatch The candle's

Fburing at both ends"

Interlude

C F G F x2

Verse 4

C And now she knows too Fmuch

 And I'm too fucked Gup

 It's awkward Ftrying

 to make my Cmove

I'll pretend that I'm

Ffine Show up right on

Gtime But I know I'll

Fnever be that cool

Refrain 3

Am I never wanted to hold you

Fback I'm just trying to hold

Amon Dm But my Fchance is gone

Chorus

C I Gknow just where I sFtand a boy

Trapped in the body of a man and

C I'll take what you're willing to

Dmgive And I'll teach myself to

Flive With a walk on part

 of a Gbackground shot

 From a Fmovie GI'm not in

Interlude

C F G F x2

Bridge

C FShe's so imGporFtant

C And FI'm so reGtarFded

Refrain 4

Am And now I reaFlize

 I should have kissed you in L.AmA.

But I drove home all alone

 As Dmif I had a Fchoice anyGway

 Where are you Dmcoming from?

 What are you Frunning from?

 Is it so hard to Gsee?

 And if you're Dmfeeling scared

 Remember the Ftime we shared

You know it meant

 everyGthing (everything)

You know that it meant

FeveryGthing to CmeF G F C F

 You Gknow that it meant

Feverything to me

Outro

C F G F x2 C(hold)

10.) Emo

 Key: E

Chords used:

E/B♭ 022300

Intro

E--

B-E--F#m--A- x2

E-F#m-A-- x2

Verse 1

B One more time C♯myou

 will Alaugh without Bit

 And he'll never C♯mtry

 to Agive you Emore

And I don't care cause

G♯mhe is Asuch a Edick

He treats you like

 you G♯ma sAtupid Bwhore

 And it seems like C♯mthings

 will Anever Bchange

 You go on every C♯mcloud

 is Ain your Eway

And I know you feel

G♯mempty Aall the Etime

You'll never listen to

G♯manything Athat I say

Chorus 1

Bsay She's better off

 sAleeping on the C♯mfloorB

 because she Afell

 right Eoff when Ball

 are Asaid you C♯mknowB

 It's oAkay to F♯mjust want more

Post Chorus: E-F#m-A-- x2

Verse 2

B Why leave when C♯myou

 claim Ait is Blove?

But why stay when

 you're C♯mnot the Aonly Eone?

 She's proved she's sG♯mtrongA

E Be brave be sG♯mtrongA

Bridge

E Esus4 E/B♭ E/B

BassB-E--F#m-A- x4

Outro

B EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

(Because she fell right off her bed)

B EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

(Because she fell right off her bed)

B EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

(Because she fell right off her bed)

B EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

B EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

B EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Bfloor

EShe's better off F♯msleeping Aon the Efloor

11.) Josie

 Key: B

Chords used:

Intro

B x4,

Bass solo

B A♭m E x3, B A♭m E, B A♭m E

Verse 1

Mark:

 Yeah my girlBfriend takes me

F♯home when I'm too drunk to Edrive

 and she Bdoesn't get all C♯mjealous

 when I Ehang out with the

 guys she Blaughs at my dumb

F♯jokes when no one Edoes

 she brings me Bmexican food

 from SomC♯mbrero's just beEcause

 (yeah just beBcause)

Verse 2

Mark:

 And my girlBfriend

 likes U.F♯L. and D.H.EC.

 and she's so sBmart

 and indeC♯mpendent I

Edon't think she needs

 me quite Bhalf as much

 as F♯I know I need Eher I

Bwonder why there's not

 aC♯mnother Eguy that she'd prefer

Refrain

Mark:

 And F♯when I feel like giving Eup

 like my world is falling Bdown

 I show F♯up at 3 am she's sC♯mtill

up watching Vacation and

 I Esee her pretty face

it takes me away to a

better place and

Chorus

Tom:

BI know that everything

F♯I know that everything

EI know that everything

Mark:

A♭meverything's F♯gonna be fine

Tom:

BI know that everything

F♯I know that everything

EI know that everything

Mark:

A♭meverything's F♯gonna be Bfine

Verse 3

Mark:

 Yeah my girlBfriend takes

 colF♯lect calls from the Eroad

 and it Bdoesn't seem to C♯mmatter

 that I'm Elacking in the

 bulge she Blaughs at my

 dumb F♯jokes when no one Edoes

 she brings me Bmexican food

 from SomC♯mbrero's just beEcause

(Repeat Refrain)

(Repeat Chorus twice)

Bass solo

B A♭m E x3, B A♭m E, B A♭m E

(Repeat Chorus twice)

12.) A New Hope

 Key: G

Chords used:

Intro

G Am G Am C D x2

G Am C D x2

Verse 1

G i've got her Cin my Dhead

G At night when i Cgo to Dbed

 And I Emknow it sounds lame

 But Cshe's the girl Dof my Gdreams

G And of course I'd do Canything Dfor

 herG I'd search the Cmoons of DEndor

 I'd Emeven walk naked through

 the Cdeserts Dof TatooGine

Chorus

 Princess AmLeia where are you toCnight?

 And who's GlayingAm Gthere by F♯your GsideAm G

 Every Amnight I fall asleep with

Cyou And DI wake up alone

Interlude

G Am G Am C D

G Am C D

Verse 2

G And even though I'm not as Ccool

 as DHanG I want to still Cbe your

Dman You're eEmxactly the kind

 of AlderCranian Dthat I Gneed

G But when you were aCvailaDble

 I wasG drinking Colt 4C5's with

DLando I was Emhanging out in

 the canCtina on DMoss EisGley

(Repeat chorus)

G

Beat Changes:

Bass solo

G Am G Am C D G Am G Am C

Interlude

plam mute

G Am C D x2

Beat Changes Back:

G D C Em D x3

G D C

Bridge

AmOhh Cohh Princess GLeiaAm G F♯ G Am G

AmOhh Cohh Princess GLeiaAm G F♯ G Am G

(Repeat chorus)

End on G(hold)

13.) Degenerate

 Key: B♭

Chords used:

Intro

B♭ F Dm Cm x2

Verse 1

B♭ Crossed the sFtreet

DmNaked at Cmnight

B♭ Bent Fover to Dmshow

 some moonCmlight

B♭ Pulled out some Fbeer

 and I Dmgulped it Dmdown

B♭ Nude in a Fgutter is

Dmhow I was Cmfound

B♭ Thrown in a poFlice car

 and the Dmdoor sCmlammed

B♭ No noise just Fsilence

 as I sDmcreamed my

Cmdick was B♭jammed

 Now in Fprison for Dmone

 month Cmno one to

B♭see All I Fgot is

 this guyDm Ben CmDover

Chorus

B♭ Don't like hesh don't like Frap

Kicked ol' Sally cause she's

E♭fat I'm a jerk I'm a Fpunk

 Took a shower cause I sB♭tunk

 Smoked a bong killed a Fcat

 Had my nuts attacked by E♭rats

 Dad got nude I wore a Fthong

For a hobby I make bombs

Interlude

 Fast: B♭ F E♭ F x2

 Slow: B♭ F Dm Cm x2

Verse 2

B♭ Went to a Ffarm to Dmtip some Cmcows

B♭ Forgot Fthat I left Dmmy pants Cmdown

B♭ Bent Fover to Dmpick them Cmup

B♭ Felt a Ftwelve gauge Dmright

 in my Cmhum didi B♭hum

 The famer Ftook me

Dmto his Cmhouse

B♭ Showed me the Fcloset

 from the Dminside Cmout

B♭ The police Fcame

 and Dmtook me aCmway

B♭ Saw Ben FDover again

 and Dmhe's still Cmgay

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

Fast:

B♭ F E♭ F x4

 Slow: B♭ F Dm Cm x2

(Repeat chorus)

End on Bb(hold)

14.) Lemmings

 Key: B

Chords used:

F♯/B♭ x143xx

Intro

B

B E B A♭m F♯ A♭m E x2

Verse 1

B A freight train to the right

feeling that sting of pride

 It's F♯fucB♭king with me

it's fucking with you

EAll's fair in love and war unA♭mtil

 you say it isn't but you're Ewrong

B Words on the back of flyers

my clothes are in the

 dryer F♯It B♭means nothing

nothing is changing

ELa familia is dead and gone

 the A♭mchildren grew up and moved Eon

Chorus

F♯Is it too much to A♭mask for the

 things to work Eout this time?

I'm only asking for what is

 mineF♯ I wanted everything

A♭m I got it and now I'm

 gonna EThrow it away I'll

throw it away (yeah)

Interlude

B E B A♭m F♯ A♭m E x2

Verse 2

B Time fading and a box of glazed

pulling fly bys on days

 When F♯we B♭ were young and innocent

EElbow drop Sundays when

A♭mMark Eaton got beat to Eshit

B Laughing at the bands we hate

all the spots we used to skate

F♯TheB♭y're still there but

we've gone our own ways

E I know it's for the best

 but A♭msometimes I wonder

 Will I Eever have friends

like you again?

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

B F♯/B♭ E A♭m E x2

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

B C♯m B/D♯ E x2

B C♯m A♭m E x2