Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

, x2

Verse 1

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fucking weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

Cause I love your little motions

You with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail

Interlude

Chorus 1

He's a player diarrhea giver

tried to grow his hair out

 when friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and

trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks

 I lost the one

 I'm giving up

 she found someone but

 There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

Verse 2

So all you little ladies

Be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fucking weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

Interlude

Chorus 2

Ease away the problems

and the pain The girl

chose the guy

 that makes you wanna

 kick and scream

All along you wish

that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took

 and ran away yeah

He's a player diarrhea giver

tried to grow his hair out

 when friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and

trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks

 I lost the one

 I'm giving up

 she found someone but

 There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

Interlude

x3, (hold)

Chorus 3

Fuck this place

 I lost the war

 I hate you all

 your mom's a whore

Where's my dog?

 Cause girls

 are such a drag