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Standard (EADGBE)

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Intro

Part 1:

x2

Part 2:

x2 x2

Verse 1

It's understood

 I said it many ways

Too scared to run

I'm too scared stay

I said I'd leave but

I could never leave her

And if I did you know

I'd never cheat her

But this I ask it's

what I want to know

How would you feel if

I should choose to go

Another guy, you think

he'd be unlike me

Another guy, you think

he'd want to fight me

(Repeat Intro Part 1)

Chorus

She's a dove, she's

a fucking nightmare

Unpredictable it was

my mistake to stay here

On the go and it's

way too late to play

 I need a girl

that I can train

(Repeat Intro Part 2)

Verse 2

I heard it once I'm

sure I heard it twice

My dad used to give me

all of his advice

He would say you got to

turn your back and run now

Come on son you haven't

got a chance now

(Repeat Chorus twice)

Interlude

Outro

Need a girl that I can train

 Need a girl that I can train

Turn your back and run now

You haven't got a chance now

2:04: -------

Need a girl that I can train

 Need a girl that I can train

Turn your back and run now

You haven't got a chance now

2.) Don't Leave Me

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Intro

A--D--Bm-D-E x2

Verse 1

Don't leave me all alone

Just drop me off at home

I'll be fine it's

not the first

 Just like last time

 but a little worse

Chorus

She said that I'm not the

one that she thinks about

She said it stopped being

fun I just bring her down

 I said "don't let your

future be destroyed by

 my past" She said "Don't

 let my door hit your ass"

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

One more chance

 I'll try this time

 I'll give you yours

 I won't take mine

 I'll listen up

 pretend to care

 Go on ahead I'll

meet you there

(Repeat chorus)

Bass solo

Bridge

 Let's try this one more

 time with feeling

One more time with feeling

One more time with feeling

One more time with feeling

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

Don't leave me all alone

Just drop me off at home

 And I'll be fine

3.) Aliens Exist

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E - 022100 or 079900

/ - x143xx

Intro

Verse 1

Hey mom, there's something in the back room

Hope it's not the creatures from above

 You used to read me stories

 As if my dreams were boring

We all know conspiracies are dumb

Interlude

--- x2

Verse 2

What if people knew that these were real?

 I'd leave my closet door open all night

 I know the CIA would say

What you hear is all hearsay

Wish someone would tell me what was right

Chorus

Up all night long

 And there's something very wrong

 And I know it must be late

 Been gone since yesterday

I'm not like you guys

I'm not like you

Interlude

--- x2

Verse 3

I am still as skeptic, yes you know me

Been best friends and will be till we die

I got an injection

 A fear from the abduction

My best friend thinks I'm just telling lies

Alright

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

G#m--F#--E--B-F#/Bb x2

Bridge

Dark and scary ordinary

explanation information

Nice to know ya paranoia

Wheres my mother bio-father

(Repeat Chorus except last line)

Twelve majestic lies

4.) Going Away To College

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Intro

x2 x2

x2

x2 x2

Verse 1

Please take me by the hand

It's so cold out tonight

I'll put blankets on the bed

I won't turn out the light

 Just don't forget

 to think about me

 And I won't forget you

"I'll write you once

a week" she said

(Repeat Intro Part 2)

Verse 2

Why does it

feel the same

 To fall in love

 or break it off

 And if young love

is just a game

 Then I must have

missed the kick off

Don't depend on

Me to ever follow

through on

Anything but

I'd go through

hell for you and

Chorus 1

I haven't been

this scared

In a long time

And I'm so

unprepared

So here's

 your valentine

Bouquet of

clumsy words

A simple melody

This world's

 an ugly place

But you're so

beautiful to me

(Repeat Intro Part 2)

Verse 3

I'll think about

the times

She kissed me

after class

 And she put up

with my friends

I acted like an ass

 I'd ditch my lecture

To watch the girls

play soccer

Is my picture

Still hanging

in your locker?

Chorus 2

I haven't been

this scared

In a long time

And I'm so

unprepared

So here's

 your valentine

Bouquet of

clumsy words

A simple melody

This world's

 an ugly place

But you're so

beautiful

(Repeat Intro Part 1)

(Repeat Chorus 2)

5.) What's My Age Again

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Intro

, ---- x4

Verse 1

 I took her out it

 was a Friday night

I wore cologne to

 get the feeling right

 We started making out and

 she took off my pants

 But then I turned on the TV

Chorus 1

 And that's about the

 time she walked away from

me Nobody likes you

 when you're twenty-three

And are still more

 amused by TV shows

What the hell is ADD?

 My friends say I

 should act my age

What's my age again?

What's my age again?

 Post Chorus: , ----

Verse 2

 Then later on

on the drive home

I called her mom

from a pay phone

I said I was the cops

And your husband's in

 jail This state looks

down on sodomy

Chorus 2

 And that's about the time

 that bitch hung up on me

Nobody likes you when

 you're twenty-three

And are still more amused

 by prank phone calls

What the hell is caller ID?

 My friends say I should act

 my age What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Interlude

Ebm--C#--B--C#-- x3, Ebm--C#--B--

Chorus 3

 And that's about the time

 she walked away from me

Nobody likes you when

 you're twenty-three

And you still act like

 you're in Freshman

year What the hell

 is wrong with me?

 My friends say I

 should act my age

What's my age again?

Chorus 4

 And that's about the

 time she broke up with

me No one should take

 themselves so seriously

With many years

 ahead to fall in

line Why would you

 wish that on me?

 I never want to act my

 age What's my age again?

What's my age again?

Outro

F#-C#-Ebm-B- x3, F#-C#-Ebm--C#--B(hold)

6.) Dysentery Gary

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Intro

Verse 1

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fucking weasel

His issues make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

Cause I love your little motions

You with your pigtails

What a nice creation

Worth another night in jail

Interlude

D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-

Chorus 1

He's a player diarrhea giver

tried to grow his hair out

 when friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and

trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks

 I lost the one

 I'm giving up

 she found someone but

 There's plenty more

A Bm A/C# D G A D--G-A-

Girls are such a drag

Verse 2

So all you little ladies

Be sure to choose the right guys

You'll come back to me maybe

I'll shower you with lies

Got a lotta heart ache

He's a fucking weasel

Decisions make my mind ache

Wanna make a deal

Interlude

D--D/F#-Em-G--A-Bm-A/C#-

Chorus 2

Ease away the problems

and the pain The girl

chose the guy

 that makes you wanna

 kick and scream

All along you wish

that she would stay

Fuck the guy that took

 and ran away yeah

He's a player diarrhea giver

tried to grow his hair out

 when friends were listening to Slayer

I would like to find him Friday night

Hanging out with mom and

trying on his father's tights

Life just sucks

 I lost the one

 I'm giving up

 she found someone but

 There's plenty more

Girls are such a drag

Interlude

D--G-A- x3, D--G(hold)

Chorus 3

Fuck this place

 I lost the war

 I hate you all

 your mom's a whore

Where's my dog?

 Cause girls

 are such a drag

7.) Adam's Song

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Intro

Verse 1

I never thought

I'd die alone

I laughed the loudest

who'd have known?

I traced the cord

back to the wall

No wonder it was never

plugged in at all

I took my time

I hurried up

The choice was mine

I didn't think enough

I'm too depressed

to go on You'll

 be sorry when

 I'm gone

Refrain 1

I never conquered

 rarely came

 Sixteen just held

such better days

Days when I still

 felt alive

 We couldn't wait

to get out..

Chorus 1

 ...side The world was

wide too late to try

 The tour was over

 we'd survived

 I couldn't wait

 till I got home

 To pass the time

in my room alone

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

I never thought

 I'd die alone

 Another six months

I'll be unknown

Give all my things

 to all my friends

 You'll never step foot

in my room again

You'll close it

off board it up

 Remember the time that

I spilled the cup

Of apple juice

 in the hall

 Please tell mom this

is not her fault

(Repeat Refrain 1)

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Interlude

C--F x3, G--Am-F-

Refrain 2

I never conquered

 rarely came

 But tomorrow holds

such better days

Days when I can

 still feel alive

When I can't

wait to get out...

Chorus 2

 ...side The world is

wide the time goes by

 The tour is over

 I've survived

 I can't wait

 till I get home

 To pass the time

 in my room alone

8.) All The Small Things

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Intro

G(hold), C--G-G-Am-F- x2

Verse 1.

All the small things

True care truth blinks

I'll take one left

You're right best trip

Always i know

You'll be at my show

Watching waiting

Comi--serating

Chorus 1

Saying aint so i will not go

 Turn the lights off carrying me home

Nana nana nana nana na na

Nana nana nana nana na na

Nana nana nana nana na na

Nana nana nana nana na na

Post Chorus: C--G-G-Am-F- x2

Verse 2

Late night come home

Work sucks i know

She left me roses

 by the stairs

 Surprises let me

know she cares

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Interlude

C--F-G- x4

Chorus 2

Saying aint so

 i will not go

 Turn the lights off

 carrying me home

Keep your head still

 I'll be your thrill

 The night will go on

 my little windmill

Saying aint so

 i will not go

 Turn the lights off

carrying me home

Keep your head still

 i'll be your thrill

 The night will go on

the night will go on

 A little windmill

8.) The Party Song

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Intro

[whisper]

Here you go

motherfuckers...

Verse 1

 Do you want to

 come to a party

My friends picked me

up in their truck at 11:30

 These things at a frat house

 but the people are cool there

 Reluctant I followed but

I never dreamed there

 Would be someone there who

 would catch my attention

 I wasn't out searching

 for love or affection

 So I paid my three and

 the girls got in free

 Shine the beer for tequila

 and we headed into the party

Verse 2

 And then in the backyard

 some terrible ska band

 Someone in the background

 was doing a keg stand

 This place is so lame all

 these girls look the same

 All these guys have no game

 I wish I would have stayed

 In my bed back at home

 watching TV alone

 Where I'd put on some porn

 or have sex on the phone

 Far from people I hate down

 from anywhere state

 Trying to intoxicate girls

 to give them head

after the party

Refrain 1

And then I saw

 her standing there

 With green eyes and

 long blond hair

 She wasn't wearing underwear

 at least I prayed that

 She might be the one

 maybe we'd have some fun

 Maybe we'd watch the sun rise

 But that night I learned

some girls try too hard

Chorus 1

na na na

na na na

na na na

Some girls

try too hard

na na na

na na na

na na na

Some girls

 try too hard

 to impress

 With the way

 that they dress

 With those things

 on their chests

 And the things

 they suggest to me

Verse 3

 I couldn't believe what

 this lady was saying

 The names she was dropping

 the games she was playing

 She dated this guy who

 now rides for Black Flys

 How she's down with Iwise

 well constructed disguise

 Now I'd rather go dateless than

 stay here and hate this

 Her volume of makeup her

fake tits were tasteless

 So I said I'd call her

 but never would bother

 Until I got turned down by

another girl at a party

Refrain 2

So when you see

 her standing there

 With green eyes and

 long blonde hair

She won't be

wearing underwear

 and you'll discover

 This girl's not the one

 and she'll never be fun

 You should just turn and run

 Because you'll find out that

some girls try too hard

Chorus 2

na na na

na na na

na na na

Some girls

try too hard

na na na

na na na

na na na

Some girls

 try too hard

 to impress

 With the way

 that they dress

 With those things

 on their chests

 And the things

 they suggest to me

na na na

na na na

na na na

Some girls

try too hard

na na na

na na na

na na na

Some girls

 try too hard

10.) Mutt

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Intro

A--D--, A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--

A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--

x8 x8 x3 x3

x3 x3

Verse 1

He pauses shaving and he tells

 himself that he is the bomb

She has her curlers set her

credit cards are paying the funds

He's not that old I've been

told a strong sexual goal

She goes out every day

She goes every way

Refrain

 oh yeah They don't

even care at all

Bass solo

A--Bm-D-C#m- x2

x2

Chorus

She's open

 waiting for more

 And I know he's

 only looking to score

 And it is way

too unhealthy

Often they've typically

 Been starved for

 attention before

Interlude

A--Bm-C#m-D--F#m-E--

A--Bm-C#m-D--E--D--

Verse 2

She smokes a dozen and he doesn't

 seem to notice the smell

He took the seat off his old

bike because the way that it

 felt He wants to bone this I

know she is ready to blow

They go out every night

His pants are super tight

(Repeat Refrain, Bass Solo and Chorus)

Interlude

A--Bm--D-C#m x4

x2

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

A--Bm--D-C#m x2, A(hold)

11.) Wendy Clear

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Intro

C-Dm- x2, C--F--G-F--

Verse 1

lets take the boat out to the bay

 forget your job for just one day

i wish it didnt have to be so bad

it might be inappropriate because

 you where your baggage tight oh yeah

i wish it didnt have to be so bad

but i play with fire to break the ice

and ive played with a nuclear device

Chorus 1

is it something i'll regret

what do i want what i cant get

i wish it didn't have to be so bad

Verse 2

the 3 date theory

is getting old

everybody is getting

 left out in the cold

i wish it didnt have to be so bad

so i see you with another

guy who pretends to here

 you when you cry "oh yeah"

i wish it didnt have to be so bad

but i play with fire to break the ice

and ive played with a nuclear device

Chorus 2

is it something i'll regret

what do i want what i cant get

i wish it didn't have to be so bad

Bridge

 i'll be moving on moving

on moving on and on and on

moving on moving on

moving on and on and on

but i play with fire to break the ice

and ive played with a nuclear device

Chorus 3

is it something i'll regret

what do i want what i cant get

i wish it didn't have to be so bad

i wish it didn't have to be so bad

i wish it didn't have to be so bad

i wish it didn't have to be so bad

12.) Anthem

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Intro

B-- x4, E-F#-E-F#

Verse 1

Home show mom wont know

Run out the back door

 He's passed out on the floor

Third time, been caught twice

 Forgive our neighbor Bob

 I think he humped the dog

Refrain

But good things come

 to those who wait

 Cause she laid me

And mom and dad

 possess the key

 Instant slavery

No need explain the plan

 No need to even bother

I'll pack my bags

 I swear I'll run

 Wish my friends

were twenty-one

Interlude

B--x2, E

Verse 2

White lies

 bloodshot eyes

Breath of alcohol

 Stole it from the mall

How's Chris marked

 with lipstick

Better call

 their fathers

 Sleeping with

 your daughters

(Repeat Refrain)

Chorus

You dont belong you

 left the kids to carry on

 You planned their fall

 Too bad youre wrong dont need

 no mom dad slave drive song

Post Chorus 1:

 I time bomb I time bomb

 I time bomb I time bomb

 I time bomb

Interlude

B-- x4, E-F#-E-F#

Verse 3

Turn low the radio

 I think I hear my dad

Yelling at the band

(Repeat Refrain)

(Repeat Chorus)

Post Chorus 2:

 I time bomb I time bomb

 I time bomb I time bomb

 I time bomb I time bomb

 I time bomb I time bomb

 I time bomb