Standard (EADGBE)

Key:

Chords used:

Intro

G--Em--D--C-D- x2

Verse 1

Outside the carollers

start to sing

I can't describe the joy

they bring cause joy

is something they don't

bring me My girlfriend is by my side

from the roof are hanging sicles

of ice they're whiny voices get

irritating It's Christmas time again

Verse 2

So I stand with a

dead smile on my face

wondering how much of my

time they'll waste oh god i hate satan's helpers

And then I guess I must've snapped

cause I grabbed the baseball

bat and made them

all run for shelter

Chorus

It's Christmas time again

It's time to be nice to the

people you can't stand all year

I'm growing tired of all

this Christmas cheer

You people scare me please

stay away from my home

If you don't wanna get beat down just

leave the presents and then leave me alone

Interlude

G--Em--D--C-D- x2

Verse 2

Well I guess it's

not cool to freak

on Christmas Eve cause

the cops came and

arrested me they had

unfair advantage

And even though the jail

didn't have a tree Christmas

came a night early cause a

guy name Bubba unrapped

my package hot damn!!!

(Repeat Chorus)

Bass solo

---- x2

Outro

I won't be home I won't

be home for Christmas

I won't be home I won't

be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

be home for Christmas

(Please post my bail)

I won't be home I won't

be home for Christmas