Take Off Your Pants And Jacket Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

 Key: C

Chords used:

C/E - 032xxx or Em - 022000

Intro

Part 1:

C(hold) x2

Part 2: C--Dm--Am--F x4

x3

Part 3:

C--Am-F x2

Verse 1

CEverything has Amfallen to Fpieces

CEarth is dying Amhelp me FJesus

CWe need guidance Amwe've been Fmisled

CYoung and hostile Ambut not sFtupid

Verse 2

CCorporate leaders AmpoliFticians

CKids can't vote aAmdults eFlect them

CMoms that rule the sAmchool and Fworkplace

CSigns that caution Amsixteen's Funsafe

Chorus

 We really C/Eneed Fto Csee this Gthrough

 We never C/Ewan-Fted to Cbe aGbused

 We'll never Amgive Fup iCt's no Guse

 If Amwe're fucked up Fyou're to blame

(Repeat Intro Part 3)

Verse 2

CLet this trainwreck Amburn more sFlowly

CKids are victims Amin this sFtory

CDrowned our youth with Amuseless Fwarnings

CTeenage rules: they're Amfucked and Fboring

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

Interlude

CEverything has Amfallen to Fpieces

CEverything has Amfallen to Fpieces

CEverything has fallen to piece

Everything has fallen to

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

C--Dm--Am--F x2

x3

2.) Online Songs

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

A Josie

Bm You're myD source

 of Emost frustration

A ForgetBm when I

D Don't meet Eexpectations

AEverything you

Bmwished came true

DIn the end we

Eall blamed you

AEven though as

Bmthey all know

DYou weren't the only

Eone, two, three, four...

Interlude

A--Bm--D--E-- x2

x3

Verse 1

AWhy do you still

 keep it aDround

When you know it

 brings me F♯mdown

 I'm hating EeveryAthing

 And I Aknow that

 you dated other Dguys

 But I gotta wonder F♯mwhy

 You'd leave it Eout for Ame

(Shit)

(Repeat Interlude)

Verse 2

AWhy am I still

 hanging aDround

When I know it

 brings me F♯mdown

 I'm hating EeveryAthing

 And you Aare getting

 rides home in his Dcar

And making out in

 his front F♯myard

 I'm hating EeveryAthing

Chorus

 Please don't Dremind me

 Put your past beAhind me

It shines so bright

 it Eblinds me

I wish that

 this would Dend

 And I am Dnot fine

Last night I

 saw you Aonline

Your screen name

 used to Ebe mine

Why can't we

 just preDtend

Verse 3

AAnd if we can have another Dday

 I've got so much left to F♯msay

 I'd tell you EeveryAthing

 And I'll Alaugh when I

 think about the Dpast

 When I see you after F♯mclass

 You're hating EeveryAthing

(Repeat Chorus twice)

Bridge

And she said

F♯mNa na na na Dna

 na na na Ana

 na na na Ena

(I just forgot

you were there)

F♯mNa na na na Dna

 na na na Ana

 na na na Ena

(I just forgot

you were there)

F♯mNa na na na Dna

 na na na Ana

 na na na Ena

(I just forgot

you were there)

F♯mNa na na na Dna

 na na na Ana

 na na na Ena

(Repeat chorus twice)

Outro

And she said

F♯mNa na na na Dna

3.) First Date

 Key: C

Chords used:

Intro

C--Dm--F--G-- x2

Verse 1

C In the car I just can't wait

G to pick you up on

 our Fvery first date

C Is it cool if I hold your hand?

G Is it wrong if I Fthink

it's lame to dance?

C Do you like my stupid hair?

G Would you guess that I

Fdidn't know what to wear?

C I'm too scared of

what you think

G You make me nervous

 so I Freally can't eat

Chorus

C Let's goG/B don't waitAm this

 night's Falmost Gover

C HonestG/B let's makeAm this

 night Flast forGever

C ForeverG/B and everAm let's

 make this Flast forGever

C ForeverG/B and everAm let's

 make this Flast forGever

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

C When you smile

I melt inside

G I'm not worthy for a

Fminute of your time

C I really wish it was

only me and you

G I'm jealous of

 everyFbody in the room

C Please don't look at

me with those eyes

G Please don't hint that

 you're Fcapable of lies

C I dread the thought of

our very first kiss

G A target that i'm

Fprobably gonna miss

Interlude

C--Em--F--G-- x6

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

C ForeverG/B and everAm let's

 make this Flast forGever

C ForeverG/B and everAm let's

 make this Flast forGeverC

4.) Happy Holidays You Bastard

 Key: B

Chords used:

Verse 1

 It's Christmas BEve and I've

 only wrapped F♯two fucking presents

 Christmas BEve and I've only

 wrapped F♯two fucking presents

 And I G♯mhate hate hate your guts

 I Ehate hate hate your guts

 And BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your dad will suck me off

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your mom will touch my cock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Ejaculate into a sock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

 I'll never F♯talk to you again

Verse 2

 It's Labor Bday and my Grandpa

 just ate F♯seven fucking hotdogs

 Labor Bday and my grandpa

 just ate F♯seven fucking hotdogs

 And he G♯mshit shit shits his pants

 He's Ealways fucking

shitting his pants

 And BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your dad will suck me off

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Unless your mom will touch my cock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

Ejaculate into a sock

BI'll never F♯talk to you aEgain

 I'll never F♯talk to you aBgainB

5.) Story Of A Lonely Guy

 Key: A

Chords used:

A/C♯ - x476xx or x4222x

Intro

A--E--F#m--D-- x2

x2 x2 x2

Verse 1

A Push it Bmout

 fake a sC♯mmile

 Avert diDsaster

 just in Atime

 I need a Bmdrink

 Cause in a C♯mwhile

 Worthless Danswers from

 friends of Amine

 It's dumb to Bmask

 cool to igC♯mnore

 girls posDsess me but

 they're never Amine

 I made my Bmentrance

 avoided C♯mhazards

 Checked my Dengine

I fell behind

Refrain 1

A/C♯da da Dda da

Ada da Eda da da

I fell behind

A/C♯da da Dda da Ada

 da Eda da da

Chorus 1

A She makes me Efeel like

 it's F♯mraining outDside

A And when the sEtorm's gone

 I'm all F♯mtorn up inDside

A I'm always Enervous onF♯m days

 like this Dlike the prom

A I get too sEcared to move

 cause F♯mI'm a fucking Dboy

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

A Remember Bmwhen I was C♯min

 The grocery sDtore

 now's my Atime

 Lost the Bmwords

 lost the C♯mnerve

 Lost the Dgirl

 left the Aline

 I would Bmwish

 upon a sC♯mtar

 But that sDtar

 it doesn't Ashine

 So read my Bmbook

 with a boring C♯mending

 A short sDtory

of a lonely guy

Refrain 2

A/C♯da da Dda da

Ada da Eda da da

Who fell behind

A/C♯da da Dda da Ada

 da Eda da da

(Repeat and Chorus 1)

Interlude

A/C#--Bm--E-- x2, A/C#--D--E--A-E/G#-A/C#--Bm--

Bridge

Ada da Eda da F♯mda

 da Dda da da

(Repeat)

Chorus 2

A She makes me Efeel like

 it's F♯mraining outDside

A And when the sEtorm's gone

 I'm all F♯mtorn up inDside

A I'm always Enervous onF♯m days

 like this Dlike the prom

A I get too sEcared to move

 cause F♯mI'm still just a

 sDtupid worthless Aboy!!!

6.) The Rock Show

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

Verse 1

A Hanging out behind the

club at the weekends

D Acting stupid getting

Edrunk with my best friends

A I couldn´t wait for the

summer and the Warped Tour

D I remember it´sE the first

time I saw her there

Interlude

Verse 2

A She´s getting kicked out of

school because she´s failing

D I´m kind of nervous cause I

Ethink all her friends hate me

A She´s the one she´ll

always be there

D She took my hand and

 that Emade it I swear

Chorus

 Because I Afell in love with

 the F♯mgirl at the Drock show

AShe said "What" and I

F♯mtold her that I Ddidn´t know

AShe´s so cool I´m gonna

F♯msneak in through her Dwindow

EEverything´s better

 when Dshe´s around

 I Ecan´t wait til her

 parents go Dout of town

 I Efell in love with the

Dgirl at the C♯mrock show

Interlude

Verse 3

A When we said were

gonna move to Vegas

D I remember the Elook

her mother gave us

A Seventeen without a

purpose or direction

D We don´t owe anyone a

Efucking explanation

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

F♯m Black and white picture

Dof her on my wall

 I waited Afor her call

 She always Ekept me waiting

F♯m And if I ever got

 aDnother chance

 I´d stilAl ask her to dance

 Because she Ekept me Dwaiting

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

A I´llD nevEer forget tonight

(Repeat until fade)

7.) Stay Together For The Kids

 Key: D

Chords used:

A/C♯ - x476xx or x422xx

Intro

Verse 1

D it's hard to wake Bmup

When the shades have

 been pulled Ashut

This house is haunted

its so pathetic

it makes no sense at all

D I'm ripe with things to Bmsay

 the words rot and fall aAway

If a stupid poem could fix this

home I'd read it every day

Chorus

G So here's your hoF♯mliday

 Hope you enGjoy it this time

 You gave it all aF♯mway

 It was Gmine

 So when you're dead and F♯mgone

 Will you reGmember this night?

 Twenty years now F♯mlost

It's not right

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 2

D Their anger hurts my Bmears

 Been running strong for seven Ayears

Rather than fix the problems

they never solve them

It makes no sense at all

D I see them every Bmday

 We get along so why can't Athey?

If this is what he wants

and it's what she wants

Then why's there so much pain?

(Repeat Chorus)

Interlude

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

 It's not Gright

 It's not F♯mright

 It's not GrightF♯m

G--F#m--G--F#m

(Repeat until fade)

8.) Roller Coaster

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

Chorus

ABreathing deeply

walking backwards

DFinding strength to

Bmcall and Dask her

ARoller coaster

favorite ride

DLet me kiss you

Bmone last Dtime

Interlude

Verse 1

ALeave me sDtanding here

Bm Act like I'm Dnot around

 The Acoast will

 probably Dnever clear

Bm Can I please

Dgo home now?

 I Ahad that dream

D about Bmyou againD

 Where I Await outsideD

 until you Bmlet me inD

And there I stayed

Interlude

Verse 2

ALay beDside meBm and

 listen Dat the wall

 We'll Akeep on Dlying

Bm until the

Dsummer comes

 I Ahad that dreamD

 about Bmyou againD

Where you

Adrive my carD

Right off a

Bmfucking cliffD

And Now I'm

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

Bass lines

Verse 3

AMake me DpromiseBm that

 I will Dnever tell

 All AI reDmember isBm the

 way her Dbedroom smelled

 I Ahad that dreamD

 about Bmyou againD

 Where I Await outsideD

 until you Bmlet me inD

And Now I'm

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

 GoodA/C♯nightD

 GoodAnight

9.) Reckless Abandon

 Key: B

Chords used:

Intro

BOn on and on

reckless abandon

Esomethings wrong this

is gonna shock them

G♯Nothing to F♯hold on to we'll

Euse this song to lead you on

Interlude

B--E--G#m--F# x4

x3

Verse 1

B I learned alot today

not sure if I'll get laid

F♯ not sure if I'll fail or pass

kissed every girl in class

B everybody would waste it all

to have a summer that they could call

F♯ a memory thats full of fun

fucked up when it's all done

Chorus

BOn on and on

reckless abandon

Esomethings wrong this

is gonna shock them

G♯mNothing to F♯hold on to we'll

Euse this song to lead you on

 and G♯mbreak the truth

 with F♯more bad news we

Eleft a scar size extra large

(Repeat Interlude)

Verse 2

B Sip a drink of the alcohol

end up kneeling in bathroom stalls

F♯ eyes are red my movements slow

to high got vertigo

B he took a shit in the bathroom tub

and fed the dog the brownie drug

F♯ tried hard to not get cought

He fucked a chick in a parking lot

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

B--E--G#m--F#-- x4

Verse 3

B Break a window and bust a wall

Making fun of your friend's mom

F♯ Turn the music up way to loud

Charge the pizza to the house

B Everybody would waste it all

To have a summer that they could call

F♯ Memory that's full of fun

Fucked Up When It's all done

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

B

10.) Everytime I Look For You

 Key: B

Chords used:

Intro

B--

Verse 1

B I never found out

why you left him

C♯m But this answer

Ebegs that question

B Too blind to

see tomorrow

C♯m too broke To

Ebeg or borrow

BYoung and Stupid

C♯mLeft wide Eopen

Bhearts are wasted

C♯mLives are Ebroken

Interlude

B--F#--E--C#m-- x2

Verse 2

B One more point

of contention

C♯m I need some

Eintervention

B Approached with

vague intentions

C♯m Betray my

Eshort attention

 sBpan The distance

C♯mbridge the Eborder

Bbeg forgiveness

C♯mround the cEorner

Chorus 1

G♯mEverytime I look for

 you the Esun goes Bdown

G♯mAnd I stumble when this

 whole thing Eruns aBground

 I G♯mleft another message

 You are Enever aBround

 But G♯meverytime I look for

 you the Esun goes Bdown

EOnce more Will the last

one out please shut the door

(Repeat Interlude)

Verse 2

B More time apart

will give you

C♯m A few more

Emonths to argue

B Is this to much

to live through

C♯m It always Eseemed

 too far to Bdrive

The point home

C♯msend more Eletters

Bpray tomorrow

C♯mends up Ebetter

(Repeat Chorus 1)

Bridge

B--F#--E x4

Verse 3

B I never did do F♯anything

that she asked

E I never let what happened

stay in the past

B I never did quite

F♯understand what she meant

E In spite of everything

in spite of everything

Chorus 2

G♯mEverytime I look for

 you the Esun goes Bdown

G♯mAnd I stumble when this

 whole thing Eruns aBground

 I G♯mleft another message

 You are Enever aBround

 But G♯meverytime I look for

 you the Esun goes Bdown

G♯mAnd I stumble when this

 whole thing Eruns aBground

 I G♯mleft another message

 You are Enever aBround

 But G♯meverytime I look for

 you the Esun goes Edown

11.) Give Me One Good Reason

 Key: E

Chords used:

Intro

E--B x2, C#m--A--C#m--B

Verse 1

E Mom and dad they Bquite

don't understand it

E All the kids they Blaugh

as if they planned it

C♯m Why do girls want to

Apierce their nose?

C♯m And walk around in

Btorn pantyhose Oh yeah!

Interlude

E--B x2

Verse 2

E I like the ones who say

 they Blisten to the punk rock

E I like the kids who fought

 aBgainst how they were brought up

C♯m They hate the trends and

 think its Afucked to care

C♯m It's cool when they

 piss people Boff

with what they wear Oh yeah!

(Repeat Interlude)

Chorus

 So Egive me E/G♯one good Breason

EWhy we E/G♯need to Bbe like Athem

EKids will E/G♯have fun and Boffend

EThey don't E/G♯want to

 and Bdon't fit Ain

(Repeat Intro)

Verse 3

E Hate the jocks the preps

 the Bhippy-fuckin-scumbags

E Heavy metalers with their

Bawful pussy hair bands

C♯m Counting seconds until

Awe can get away

C♯m Ditching school almost

Bevery single day Oh yeah!

(Repeat Interlude twice)

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

C#m--A--C#m--B--C#m--A--C#m--B-A-E(hold)

Guitar 2:

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

E

12.) Shut Up

 Key: A

Chords used:

Intro

A, A--C#m-D x4

x2

Verse 1

 Shut the Afuck up she said

 I'm C♯mgoing Dfucking deaf

 You're always Atoo loud

 Everything's C♯mtoo loudD

 Now that Aall my friends left

 This C♯mplace is fucking Ddead

 I wanna Amove out

 When can we C♯mmove out?

 This Dshit has got to sAtopC♯m

D I'll run aAwayC♯m D A C♯m D

Verse 2

 Get the Afuck up she said

 Your C♯mlife is meaningDless

 It's going Anowhere

 You're going C♯mnowhereD

 You're just a Afuck up she said

 I'll C♯mlive alone insDtead

 She said: "You Adon't care"

 I know I C♯mdon't careD

Chorus

 I'll Dnever ask perAmission from you

DFuck off I'm not Alistening to you

BmI'm not coming Dhome

 I'm never Bmgoing to come back Dhome

Verse 3

 I got too Afucked up again

 And C♯mpassed out on the Dplane

 Tried to forAget you

 I can't C♯mforget youD

 No sAleep on this flight

 I'll C♯mthink about the Dnights

 We had to Aget through

 How did we C♯mget through?D

(Repeat Chorus)

Bridge

 I'll run aEwayC♯m A E C♯m A

E I think it's C♯mtime

 that AI should leave

E I think it's C♯mtime

 that AI should leave

E I think it's C♯mtime

 that AI should leave

E I think it's C♯mtime

 that AI should leave

Bridge

A--C#m-D x4

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

 I runaAway

 I think it's C♯mtime

 for Dme to leave

(Repeat x4)

End on A(hold)

13.) Please Take Me Home

 Key: B

Chords used:

F♯/B♭ - x143xx

Intro

B--

Verse 1

B Oh no it C♯mhappened aG♯mgainE

B She's cool she's

C♯mhot she's my G♯mfriendE

B I'd drive for C♯mhours it's G♯mso E

B You leave me C♯mnowhere to G♯mgo E

Refrain

EShe's unstoppable

BUnpredictable

G♯mI'm so jaded

F♯Calculated

EWrongF♯ B♭

Chorus

B Please takeF♯ meB♭ home

G♯m Too lateE it's gone

B I betF♯ yoB♭u're sad

G♯m This is the Ebest

time we ever had

Verse 2

B I hope C♯mhope that it G♯mlastE

B Give in C♯mforget the G♯mpastE

B Be strong when C♯mthings fall aG♯mpartE

B Honest C♯mthis breaks my G♯mheartE

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus twice)

Interlude

B--C#m7--B2--E x2

Bridge

BWhy did we C♯m7have to go Badd9date?E

BIt's too easy C♯m7to compliBadd9cateE

B Be strong when C♯mthings fall apart

B/E♭ (Be strong when Ethings fall apart)

B Honest, C♯mthis breaks my B/E♭heart

 (I'ts so Ehard) let's go!!!

Interlude

B--F#/Bb--B/Eb--E x2, B--F#/Bb--G#m--E x2, F#--

(Repeat Chorus)

14.) Don't Tell Me It's Over

 Key: C

Chords used:

Verse 1

CI hear the phone it

 rings so GviolentFly

CCan't leave my room

cant breath since

Gshe left Fme

CI will admit I hate

 those Gthings i Fsaid

CGirls always cry guys

 will never adGmit they Fdid

Refrain

CHold on Ghold onF

Chold on Ghold onF

Chorus

CDont tell me that it's over

GI'm not used to Fthis temptation

CAnd when you come back running

GThere's no use for Fexplanation

CI think things are too hurtful

GEven with my Fexpert knowledge

CMost girls do mean trouble

Gbecause they are Frarely honest

Interlude

C--F-G x2

Verse 2

CWhat's with the jokes

 all the rouGtines they Fplay

 SCcrewing with my head

never quitting till

 they Gget their Fway

CGuys like to run chicks

 love to Gyell you Fsee

CGuys hate to fight

 girls think it's GtheraFpy

(Repeat Refrain and Chorus)

(Repeat Interlude)

Breakdown

C--G-Am-F x2

Bridge

CHold on Ghold onAm F

Chold on Ghold onAm F

(Repeat Chorus twice)

Outro

CDont tell me

that it's over

I'm not used to

this temptation

15.) Time To Break Up

 Key: C♯

Chords used:

C♯/F - 143xxx

Intro

Part 1:

G♯ F♯ Fm G♯

Part 2:

C#--G#-F#-G# x2

x2

Verse 1

C♯ I guess it's

only the men

G♯ Who get fucked

F♯now and again

C♯ We take our chicks

to the mall

G♯ We wait in

F♯parking stalls

C♯ And when we come

home too late

G♯ She's pissed that

F♯she had to wait

C♯ And my excuse

not to call

G♯ It never F♯worked

at all

Chorus

C♯Time to wake up

C♯WheFre's your daughter?

F♯Hurts to break up

G♯She was stronger

C♯All my friends say

C♯PleFase don't love her

F♯What did I gain?

G♯Now I miss her so

(Repeat Intro Part 2)

Verse 2

C♯ I used to hate

the lipstick

G♯ It stained and

F♯tasted so sick

C♯ The panty hose

and the bra

G♯ She threw on

F♯my guitar

C♯ Shit Fuck I

made a mistake

G♯ I thought I

F♯needed a break

C♯ The truth is I'm

such a dick

G♯ It's broke and

F♯can't be fixed

(Repeat Chorus)

Breakdown

Bbm--F#--C#--G#--

Guitar 2:

Bridge

B♭m If you want to call it a

F♯heart ache (a heart ache)

 Then I sure reC♯gret

 those things I G♯miss her

B♭m If you want the pain

 to F♯go away (to go away)

Better suck up your

C♯pride admit you G♯lost her

 Let her C♯go (let her go)

 move G♯on (move on)

 let her C♯go (let her go)

 move G♯on (move on)

 let her C♯go (let her go)G♯ Fm E♭m

(Repeat Chorus)

Outro

C♯ Move G♯on

(move on)

 let her C♯go

(let her go)

 Move G♯on

(move on)

 let her C♯go

(let her go)

 Move G♯on

(move on

 let her C♯go

(let her go)

 Move G♯on

(move on

 let her C♯go

16.) What Went Wrong

 Key: A

Chords:

Intro

A--F#m-D x4

Verse 1

AI'm sick of always F♯mhearing

 All those Esad songs on the radiDo

AAll day it is F♯mthere to remind

 An over-Esensitive guy that he's

Dlost and alone yeah

Interlude

A--F#m-D x2

Verse 2

AI hate our favourite F♯mrestaurant

 Our favourite Emovie our favouDrite show

AWe would stay up F♯mall of the night

 We would Elaugh and get

 high never Danswer the phone

Chorus

AI can't forEgive

 can't forF♯mget

 Can't give Din

 What went Awrong coz

 you Esaid this was F♯mright

 You Dfucked up my life

Interlude

A--F#m-D x4

Verse 3

AI'm sick of always F♯mhearing

 Sappy Elove songs on the radiDo

AThis place it's fucking

F♯mcursed and it's plagued

 And I can Enever escape

 when my Dheart it explodes

(Repeat Chorus)

Guitar solo

x2 x2

Clarinet solo

Outro

 I'm Akicking out F♯mfiercely at Dthe

 World Aaround me, F♯mwhat went Dwrong X4

 I'm Akicking

17.) Fuck A Dog

 Key: G

Chords used:

Intro

G--C-D x2

Verse 1

GI C Dwanna fuck a

Gdog in the ass

C He Dwants to fuck

 a Gdog in the ass

C I Dwanna fuck a GdogC

 That's right Dkids

GI C Dtried to fuck

 your Gmom in the ass

C DTried to fuck

 your Gdad in the ass

C Could Donly find

 the GdogC and his Dass

Chorus 1

GWeC Dwanna fuck a

Gdog in the assC

 We Dwanna fuck a

Gdog in the ass

C We Dwanna

 fuck a GdogC D

Verse 2

GI C tried to Dfuck a fucking

Gpirate in the ass

 Argh Cme and me first

 mate you Dscurvy cure!G

C Tried to Dfuck a fucking

GpirateC but I found the Ddog

 Ah that was Gno pirate man

 that was thy Cown sister!D

G It's a mexican pirateC D

Chorus 2

GWeC Dwanna fuck a

Gdog in the assC

 We Dwanna fuck a

Gdog in the assG

C Wanna Dfuck a

 fucking Gdog

Outro

G C D Fuck You

18.) When You Fucked Grandpa

 Key: D

Chords used:

Intro

Uno dos

tres quatros

Verse 1

 When you fucked Dgrandpa

Did he tell you

 that he Gloved you?A

 Did he Dhold you until

the sun did rise

 And Gdid he look

 inAto your eyes

 And Dask you to

fellate him

 And sGtick a finger

Aor two in his ass

Chorus

GHe seems like

 a Atotal asshole

GGrandpa is a Atotal

fucking asshole

GWho would ever want

 a Adirty greasy

finger in his ass?

(hold)

He rubs his dick

in broken glass

(Repeat Intro twice)

Verse 2

When you fucked

Dgrandpa

Did he kiss you

 soft and Gtender?A

 Did he Dtie your hands

behind your head

 And Gwas it on your

Amother's bed? And

(Repeat horus)

Mark Speaks while

singing Chorus

This is fucking

stupid man

I can't believe

you'd have

sex with your

own grandfather

I mean you

guys are related!

What's he gonna do

take out his teeth

and just lay them on

the side of the bed?

Man you like to fuck

him in the butt

and have everyone come in

and watch and masturbate

And cum all over the place

this is stupid I hate you all

I'm not even going to have

sex with my mom tonight man

this is stupid!

A I hate you!

19.) Mother's Day

 Key: G

Chords used:

Intro

Em--G-F# x2

Verse

EmFuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

 Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'G F♯

EmFuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'

 Fuckin' and Suckin' and Touchin'G F♯

Chorus

Em C It's mother's GdayD

Em C It's mother's GdayD

Em C It's mother's GdayD

Em C It's mother's GdayD

(Repeat Verse and Chorus)

Outro

Em