Standard (EADGBE)

I love my friends cos they've got no standards,

Morals or ethics in the quest for braggin' rights.

We take a plane to a foreign country,

Loaded with [booze] and a head of white lies.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

I know, I know what I'm doing.

I know, I know what I'm doing girl.

(La la la, la.

La la la, la.

La la la, la.

La la la, la)

Numb and imune to my advances -

Calls for a plan of radical action.

We are a team here, and it's simple,

Back each other up when these girls ask questions.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

I know, I know what I'm doing.

I know, I know what I'm doing girl.

(La la la, la.

La la la, la.)

[She hears what], what she wants to hear,

yeah, whisper in her ear that anything could happen.

You'll never see this girl again, she'll just disappear,

no-one gets hurt and we all have a nice time.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

I know, I know what I'm doing.

I know, I know what I'm doing girl.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Take me, take me back to your place.

Take me, take me back to your place.

Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason.

Don't say "no sir" [that's not a reasonable] reason.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me, trust me, I'm a doctor.

Trust me.