Standard (EADGBE)
Intro
Verse 1
Hey dirtlegs
How does it feel
to be goin home, and bein ugly again
thats right, I went there
and you know its true
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'cause when we get home, you'll go from a ten to a two
(Chorus:)
no more pickin' an chosin
guys you'll be usin'
no more bein the desert queen
no more midnight rendevous
with sex in the motorpool
i'm not tryin to be mean
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
you're gonna have to face the facts
and realize theres things you lack
you can't afford to be a bitch no more
and you'll have to get up off your back
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
Verse 2
Hey Cheatin' men
How does it feel
to be goin' home, to your own wife again
thats right, i went there
and you know its true
and i won't feel sorry, if shes cheatin on you
(Chorus:)
no more sneakin' an' hidin'
with girls you've been ridin'
no more bein the desert hound
you'll have to get back to your wife
and justify your life
when our boots hit the ground
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
what ya' gonna tell your kids
when they ask about the things you did
you can't afford to be a pimp no more
and keep up with your child support
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
Verse 3
Hey malingerers
how does it feel
to have done nothin', and gotten paid all year
thats right, i went there
'cause it had to be said
while we were out workin', you were lyin in bed
(Chorus:)
no more cryin' an' fakin
'bout your tummy achin'
no more gettin a profile
no more goin' to sick call
gettin' outta workcall
or hangin' with the pedifile
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
What you gonna do with yourself
when you can't rely on someone else
you can't afford to be worthless no more
'cause you'll never have any wealth
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
Verse 4
Hey everyone else
hope it sure feels good
to be goin' home, knowin' you've done right
shouldn't have to go there
'cause you know its true
besides these others, we're damn proud of you
(Chorus:)
they'll be liquor an' good beer
when we get outta here
we'll have to go to extremes
we'll by the pitchers
and take some picturrrrres
if you know what i mean!
i'm just honest
i'm just honest
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