Capo 1st fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Beetlebum, what you done?

She's a gun, now what you done?

Beetlebum

Get nothing done, you beetlebum

Just get numb, now what you done

Beetlebum

And when she lets me slip away

She turns me on and all my violence gone

Nothing is wrong, I just slip away

And I am gone

Nothing is wrong

She turns me on

I just slip away and I am gone

Beetlebum, because your young

She's a gun, now what you done?

Beetlebum

She'll suck your thumb, she'll make you come

Cause she's your gun, now what you done?

Beetlebum

And when she lets me slip away

She turns me on and all my violence gone

Nothing is wrong, I just slip away

And I am gone

There's nothing wrong

She turns me on

I just slip away and I am...

He's on, he's on, he's on it

He's on, he's on, he's on it

He's on, he's on, he's on it

He's on, he's on, he's on it...

2. Song 2

Intro

E---(0)--13--13--------11--11--11--|----------------------------------||

Main 8x

Verses 4x

Chorus 16x

Outro 8x Ending

* = Fill 1

Gtr. 2 (dist)

B ---21--21--

** = Fill 2, first verse first time

Gtr. 2 (dist)

E --16--|

G --13--|

*** = Fill 3 13th time in chorus 2x, first 2x of outro

Gtr. 3 (dist), bass in live version

E --4\1--4\1--4-4-6-8---8\--

**** = Fill 4 last 2x of outro

Gtr. 3 (dist), bass in live version

E --4\1--4/8--------4\1/4\1/8------

+ = Gtr. 2 plays Main

Rhythm of Main, Chorus, and Outro (e = 8th, s = 16th):

Chords:

I got my head checked

By a jumbo jet

It wasn't easy

But nothing is, no

Well I feel heavy metal

And I'm pins and I'm needles

Well I lie and I'm easy

All of the time and I'm never sure why I need you

Pleased to meet ya

I got my head done

When I was young

It's not my problem

It's not my problem

Well I feel heavy metal

And I'm pins and I'm needles

Well I lie and I'm easy

All of the time and I'm never sure why I need you

Pleased to meet ya

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah

3. There's No Other Way

Verse

Chorus

Chords:

Intro

- - x4

- - x2

Verse 1

You're taking the fun out of everything

And making me run when I don't want to think

You're taking the fun out of everything

I don't want to think at all

Chorus

x2

There's no other way

There's no other way

All that you can do is watch them play

Interlude

- - x2

Verse 2

You're taking the fun out of everything

You're making it clear when I don't want to think

You're taking me up when I don't want to go up anymore

I'm just watching it all

Chorus

Interlude

- - x2

Bridge

Ahhhh....I'll watch you play

Ahhhh....I'll watch you play

Interlude

- - x4

Chorus x4

Outro

x4

End on E

4. The Universal

Intro

This is the next century

Where the universal's free

You can find it anywhere

Yes the future's been sold

Every night we're gone

And to karaoke songs

We like to sing along

Though the words are wrong

(chorus)

It really, really, really could happen

Yes it really, really, really could happen

When the days they seem to fall through you

Well just let them go

No one here is alone

Satellites in every home

Yes the universal's here

Here for everyone

Every paper that you read

Says tomorrow's your lucky day

Well, here's your lucky day

5. Coffee & TV

This intro is almost as the one on 13:

In the song there are a few guitar fills:

Graham play some strange chords during the verses. I saw the chords

from a live gig that I recorded. But I'll write 13 after them.

Here are the chords Graham plays in the song:

Am13:(54x5xx) At least it’s what Graham plays, maybe.

: (022100) (Graham doesn’t play this at all. He plays GUITAR FILL 3.)

?: (133200) Play with a low thumb.

: (577655) Play with a low thumb.

Graham often plays the bar chords with a low thumb. He doesn't play this

order all the way during the song. When you play the first two "13"

chords then bend the G string a little .But I think he uses some sort of

pedal that makes that "bending" sound.

I’m not sure if Damon plays an Am or an A.

Verse 1

Do you feel like a chain store?

(GUITAR FILL 1)

Practically floored

One of many zeros

Kicked around bored

Your ears are full, but you're empty

(GUITAR FILL 1)

Holding out your heart

To people who never really

Care how you are (GUITAR FILL 2)

Chorus

So give me Coffee & TV

(GUITAR FILL 3)

History

I've seen so much

E(Here is where GUITAR FILL 4 enters)

I'm going blind

And I'm braindead virtually

'Cos Sociability

B13 (GUITAR FILL 3)

It's hard enough for me

(Here is where GUITAR FILL 4 enters)

Take me away from this big bad world

And agree to marry me

So we can start over again

Verse 2

Do you go to the country?

(GUITAR FILL 1)

It isn't very far

Those people there will hurt you

'Cos of who you are

Your ears are full of the language

(GUITAR FILL 1)

There's wisdom there you're sure

'Til the words start slurring

And you can't find the door (GUITAR FILL 2)

Chorus

So give me Coffee & TV

(GUITAR FILL 3)

History

I've seen so much

(Here is where GUITAR FILL 4 enters)

I'm going blind

And I'm braindead virtually

'Cos Sociability

B13 (GUITAR FILL 3)

It's hard enough for me

(Here is where GUITAR FILL 4 enters)

Take me away from this big bad world

And agree to marry me

So we can start over again

Solo

more like the live version):

The 17 in brakets is what guitar 3 plays. ~= vibrate

Chorus

So give me Coffee & TV

(GUITAR FILL 3)

History

I've seen so much

(Here is where GUITAR FILL 4 enters)

I'm going blind

And I'm braindead virtually

'Cos Sociability

B13 (GUITAR FILL 3)

It's hard enough for me

(Here is where GUITAR FILL 4 enters)

Take me away from this big bad world

And agree to marry me

So we can start over again

Aah, we can start over again

Aah, we can start over again

Aah, we can start over again

Aah, we can start over again

ALTERNATE TABS:

6. Parklife

Intro + Verse riff;

Confidence is the preference for the habitual voyeur of what is known as

(Parklife)

And morning setup can be avoided if you take a route straight through

what is known as (Parklife)

John's got brewer's droop he gets intimidated by the dirty pigeons they

love a bit of it (Parklife)

Who's that gut lord marching...you should cut down on your porklife

mate...get some exercise

Chorus

All the people

So many people

They all go hand in hand

Hand in hand throught their parklife

(Verse 2: Same chords as verse 1)

I get up when I want, except on Wednesdays when I get rudely awaken by the

dustmen

I put my trousers on, have a cup of tea, and I think about leaving the

house

I feed the pigeons, I sometimes feed the sparrows too it gives me a feeling of

enormous well being

And then I'm happy of rht rest of the day safe in the knowledge there will

always be a bit of my heart devoted to it

Chorus

It's got nothing to do with your Vorsprung Durch Technic you know

And it's got nothing to do with you joggers who go round and round and round

Chorus

7. End Of A Century

Ants in the carpet

Dirty little monsters

Eating all the morsels

Picking up the rubbish

Give her effervescence

She needs a little sparkle

Good morning TV

You're looking so healthy

Chorus

We all say

Don't want to be alone

We wear the same clothes

'Cos we feel the same

We kiss with dry lips

When we say goodnight

End of the century......its nothing special

Sex on the TV

Everybody's at it

And the mind gets dirty

When you get clo ser to thirty

Gives her a cuddle

They're glowing in a huddle

Good night TV

You're all made up

And you're looking like me

Chorus

Can you eat her yes you can

Chorus

8. No Distance Left To Run

Intro

(Tune guitar down 1 step)

It's over

You don't need to tell me

I hope you're with someone who makes you

Feel safe in your sleeping tonight

I won't kill myself, trying to stay in your life

I got no distance left to run

When you see me

Please turn your back and walk away

I don't want to see you

Cos I know the dreams that you keep is wearing me

When your coming down, think of me here

I got no distance left to run

It's over, I knew it would end this way

I hope you're with someone who makes you feel

That this life is the night

And it settles down, stays around

Spends more time with you

I got no distance left to run

9. Tender

Intro

Tender is the night lying by your side

Tender is the touch of someone that you love too much

Tender is the day the demons go away

Lord I need to find someone who can heal my mind

Come on, come on, come on, get through it

Come on, come on, come on, love's the greatest thing

Come on, come on, come on, get through it

Come on, come on, come on, love's the greatest thing

That we have

I'm waiting for that feeling

(I'm) Waiting for that feeling

Waiting for that feeling to come

Oh my baby, oh my baby, oh why, oh my

Oh my baby, oh my baby, oh why, oh my

Tender is the ghost, the ghost I love the most

Hiding from the sun, waiting for the night to come

Tender is my heart for screwing up my life

Lord I need to find someone who can heal my mind

Solo

10. Girls & Boys

(One chord sequence throughout= /F)

Streets like a jungle

So call the police

Following the herd

Down to Greece

on holiday

Love in the 90's

Is paranoid

On sunny beaches

Take your chances, looking for

GIRLS WHO ARE BOYS

WHO LOVE BOYS LIKE THEY'RE GIRLS

WHO DO GIRLS LIKE THEY'RE BOYS

ALWAYS SHOULD BE SOMEONE YOU REALLY LOVE

Avoiding all work

Cos there's none available

Like battery thinkers

Count their thoughts on 1 2 3 4 5 fingers

Nothing is wasted

Only reproduced

You get nasty blisters

Du bist sehr schon

But we haven't been introduced

11. Charmless Man

Intro

(w/ piano backing only)

I met him in a crowded room

Where people go to drink away their gloom

He sat me down and so began

The story of a charmless man

| Verse |

1. Educated the expensive way

2. He knows his Claret from his Beaujolais

I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray But then, nature didn't

make him that way (that way)

Bridge

1. Na na na na na na naah____

2. Na na na na na na naah____

Chorus

1. He thinks he's educated,

2. circles of____

1. airs those family shares Will protect him

2. friends Who just pretend that they like him

1. that we'll respect him He moves in

2. He does the same to them

And when you put it all together, there's the model of a charmless man

| Bridge |

| Verse |

Lyrics:

He knows the swingers and their cavalry

Says he can get in anywhere for free

I began to go a little cross-eyed

And from this charmless man I just had to hide (away)

| Bridge |

| Chorus |

Lyrics:

He talks at speed, he gets nosebleeds

He doesn't see (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) his days are tumbling

Down upon him (Ooo-ooo-ooh)

And yet he tries so hard to please

He's just so keen (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) for you to listen (Ooo-ooo-ooh)

But no one's listening

And when you put it all together, there's the model of a charmless man

| Solo |

| Chorus |

Lyrics :

He thinks he's educated, airs those family shares (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh)

Will protect him (Ooo-ooo-ooh), that you'll respect him

And yet he tries so hard to please

He's just so keen (Ooo-ooo-wooo-ooo-ooh) for you to listen (Ooo-ooo-ooh)

But no one's listening

And when you put it all together, there's the model of a charmless man

| Bridge |

| Outro |

nanana nanana nanananaah nananananana naah

12. She's So High

Intro

E --3--|

B --3--|

G --0--|

D --2--|

A --3--|

Main:

I see her face

Everyday I see her face

It doesn't help me

See her face

Everyday I see her face

It doesn't help me

She's so high (x3)

I want to crawl all over her

I think of her

Everyday I think of her

It doesn't help me

Middle

She doesn't help me (x3)

13. Country House

(So the story begins)

City dweller successful fella

Thought to himself: "Oops, I've got a lot of money"

(DbBass)

I'm caught in a rat race terminally

I'm a professional cynic

But my heart's not in it

I'm paying the price of living life at the limit

(DbBass)

Caught up in the century's anxiety

It preys on him, he's getting thin

Now he lives in a house a very big house in the country

Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country

He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country

Oh, it's like an animal farm that's the rural charm in the country

He's got morning glory and life's a different story

Everything's going Jackanory Touched with his own mortality

He's reading Balzac, knocking back Prozac

It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland

Oh, it's a century's remedy For the faint at heart A new start

(Try the simple life) He lives in a house A very big house In the country

He's got a fog in his chest So he needs a lot of rest In the country

He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh Takes herbal baths In the country

You should come to no harm On the animal farm In the country

Blow, blow me out, I am so sad, I don't know why

14. To The End

Intro/verse:

Chorus

All those dirty words

They make us look so dumb

Been drinking far too much

And neither of us mean what we say

You and I

Collapsed in love

And it looks like we might have made it,

yes it looks like we made it to the end

What happened to us

Soon it will be gone forever

Infatuated only with ourselves

And neither of us can think straight anymore

Chorus x2

15. On Your Own

Holy man tiptoed his way across the Ganges

The sound of magic music in his ears

Videoed by a bus load of tourists

Shiny shellsuits on, and drinking lemonade

Now, I've got a funny feeling which I bought mail order

From a man in a tee-pee in California

He said he once was that great game show performer

Then he blew all his money away, blew it all away

So take me home, don't leave me alone

I'm not that good, but I'm not that bad

No psycho killer, hooligan guerilla

I dream to riot, oh you should try it

I'll eat parole get gold card soul

Your joy of life is on a roll

And we'll all be the same in the end

Cos then you're on your own

Then you're on your own

Well, we all go happy day-glo in the discos

The sound of magic music in our brains

Someone stumbles to the bathroom with the horrors

Says Lord, give me time, for I've jumped into space

I'm in outer space

16. This Is A Low

Intro

(Tab by Danny Parrott)

And into the sea go pretty England and me

Around the Bay of Biscay and home for tea

Hit traffic on the Dogger Bank

Up the Thames to find a taxi rank

Sail on by with the tide and fall asleep

And the radio says

This is a low

But it won't hurt you

When you're alone it will be there with you

Finding ways to stay solo

On the Tyne, Forth and Cromarty

There is a low in the high Forties

And Saturdays locked away on the pier

Not fast enough dear

On the Malin Head, Blackpool looks black and red

And the Queen she's gone round the bend

Jumped off Land's End

Chorus x2

17. For Tomorrow

He's a twentieth century boy, with his hands on the rails

Trying not to be sick again and holding on for tomorrow

London ice cracks on a seamless line,

He's hanging on for dear life

So we hold each other tightly and hold on for tomorrow

Singing la la la la la

Holding on for tomorrow

(repeat chords)

She's a twentieth century girl, with her hands on the wheel

Trying not to make him sick again

Seeing what she can borrow

London's so nice back in your seamless rhymes,

but we're lost on the Westway

So we hold each other tightly and hold on for tomorrow

Trying not to be sick again and holding on for tomorrow

She's a twentieth centruy girl, hanging on for dear life

So we hold each other tightly and hold on for tomorrow.

18. Music Is My Radar

:00

:02 [repeat to :43 solo]

:12 - :42

Really got me...

:43 - :47

:47 - :59

1:00 -1:14

I, don't stop me...

1:15

1:31 - 1:38

E --3~~----------|

1:39 -

1:55

Tawny...

2:58 - 3:12

3:14 - 3:29

I, don't stop me...

3:30 - 3:15

3:35 -

I, don't stop me...