Bo Burnham - Oh My God Song From The Perspective Of God Chords

    
Standard guitar tuning: 
E
A
D
G
B
E
No capo


Intro
slower):
E A C♯m B

Verse 1
up to tempo):
EI've never Awritten a book in my C♯mlife  B
E'Cause your tiny Abrains would never get it.
C♯mMe compared to Shakespeare's like BShakespeare compared to Shakespeare's Awife.
I gave you Beverything, but
EI gave you simple C♯mminds so you made simple things.
AI gave you healthy Bbirds, you made chicken wings.
EI gave you nipplesC♯m, you made nipple rings.
EYou're not Agoing to heaven.
C♯mWhy would you ever think I'd Bever hang out with you?
EYou're all Adicks, I don't need you.
C♯mI know a million Baliens cooler than Ayou.B

So, fuck you.

Refrain
Here, the first two chords get four beats, but the G#m gets eight.

EOh my, I said, C♯moh my, G♯mGod.
EOh my, C♯moh my, GodG♯m.
I'm Enot gonna fix you.C♯m
I'm G♯mnot gonna fix you.
I said Eoh my, C♯moh my, G♯mGod.

Verse 2
EPeople give me Amoney, but I don't know C♯mwhy.  B
E'Cause my real Acollection plate is an C♯mempty cup Bheld by a homeless Aguy.
I made Bevery girl Edifferent, and they're all C♯mperfect just the way they Aare.
People Btell them different, and Epeople are smartC♯m.
I just made the Estars.
You think you know Abeauty and love.
C♯mTrust me, you don't; I'm the Bone who created them.
EYou're overpopuAlated, so I slaved for C♯mdays making gays and you Bended up hating them.
AFuckB youuuu!

[Repeat refrain]

Bridge
Same chords as the refrain, just in a different rhythm.

E C♯m G♯m  x4

EI created many C♯mbeings, but you're the E♭strangest that I've ever G♯mmet.
EYou think that you're my C♯mchildren, but you're E♭more like an annoying G♯mpet.
The EMessiah made the C♯mpeople wonder E♭heavenly whether he's G♯mme,
But I'm not Einto saving C♯mpeople who might E♭nail me to a fucking G♯mtree.
You're all Eangry, crying, C♯msad, and lost.
You E♭worship power and G♯mwealth.
The Emore that I watch youC♯m, the less I beE♭lieve in myself.

Refrain
This refrain ends a bit differently for the launch into the key change.

EOh my, I said, C♯moh my, G♯mGod.
EOh my, C♯moh my, GodG♯m.
I'm Enot gonna fix you.C♯m
I'm G♯mnot gonna fix you.
I said Eoh my, C♯moh my, AGodB.

Verse 3
F♯You're looking for Banswers that won't be E♭mfoundC♯, no.
F♯How many Banswers can a raindrop E♭mfind C♯before it hits the ground?
F♯You think I Bkill you people.
E♭mYou ask me 'C♯Why?' when a child F♯dies.
Why would I Bkill someone when a E♭mhundred years C♯passes when I blink my F♯eyes?

B E♭m C♯ F♯

This is actually my first UG submission, so I'd appreciate any feedback you can give me. Thanks!