Too Fat Polka Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Oh, AI don't want her, you can have her

ShDe's too fat for me

ShAe's too fat for me

ShDe's too fat for me

AI don't want her, you can have her,

ShDe's too fat for me

ShGe's too fat, shAe's too fat

ShDe's too fAat for mDe

I get dGizzy

I get nDumbo

When I'm dAancing

With my JDum-Jum-Jumbo

She's a twGosome,

She's a fDoursome

If she'd lAose some

I would lDike her more some

CGan she prance up a hill?

No, no, no, no, nDo

CDan she dance a quadrille?

No, no, no, no, nGo

DGoes she fit in your coupe?

BCy herself she's a grAmoup

CoAuld she possibly

SGit upon your knee?

NAo, nDo, nGo