Come On This Shit Is Getting Ridiculous Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro 2x

D Emin7 Bm G

DI've seen the Emin7light and it's a BmWal-Mart

Gsetting fires in our stupid heartsD.

T-Minus Emin7one month is a Bmlate start.

GWe'll spend the year in preparation. A

What do we celebrate if a Dholiday lastsBm three months? A

And will there come a time when Dwe stop having Bmseasons

Aand it's just you and me in a store

exchanging fucking cards?

DThe house is on fBmire.

We left the Emlights on way too Glong.

One dull flameD burns perBmpetually

and we Emwatch it blaze unexGcited

'cause we know nothing else A

lest we not participate in DPresidents' Day proBmmotions.

AAnd if we subsist on the absence of gifts then

reDsistance is now a Bmselfish emotion.

Better Asing those P-Day carols on and on and on and on...

Na na na nas

D Em F♯ G

BmYou and me on a Acouch

Watching Oprah

Clipping Gcoupons.