Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Dressed up for a big day, like Halloween Day, but it was the fourth of July now

A car crash, with a suitcase, and a painted face, she was one of a kind

She wears a plastic crown like Cinderella, and rollerskates in bed

He rides a greyhound, from his hometown, when he comes around, 'cause they don't let him drive now

Mixed up, as a milkshake, but make no mistake, Crash is looking like a Star

Chorus

You and me, we're invincible, together

We can be, oh so tragical, whatever

Dressed up just like Ziggy, but he couldn't play guitar

Captain Crash and the beauty queen from Mars

Verse 2

Share a toothpick, trading lipstick, watching traffic, for days at the diner

Holding hands, making big plans, playing Superman, he was wearing eye liner

Another local legend, and his longtime lucky charm

Play Chorus

Bridge

They're drunk on love, as you can get, getting high on lust, and cigarettes

Living life, with no regrets, at least they're gonna try to fly

Solo

Bridge 2

You and me, we're invincible, together

We can be, oh so tragical, whatever

We're Sid and Nancy

Fred and Ginger

Clyde and Bonnie

Liz and Richard

Kurt and Courtney

Bacall and Bogie

Joltin' Joe and Ms. Monroe

Here's captain crash and the beauty queen from mars

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