Standard (EADGBE)
Melody 1
I'm wakin up and bakin'
Watchin' the parade cuz
Today's the day I got over you...
Takin' out the trash,
And the pictures that I stashed
Of the two of us in 1992
Melody 2
You stole my heart when Eddie Veder was king,
I gave you a foot massage, I gave you my ring,
You left me for a drummer cuz you said I couldn't sing,
But thaaat's ooo-kaaaay
Chorus
Cuz there'll be Nooo moore
Mountain climbin' in the raain...
Nooo Mooore...
Long hair cloggin' up the drain...
Nooo Mooore...
Life will never be the same...
Life without Lisa's not so bad at all
Melody 1
Saw you with the dude
Who gave us our first tattoo
Did he cover up my name, that was fast?...
(Can you) Believe that I'm alive,
Still not workin' nine to five,
And my little band is kickin' some ass...
Melody 2
So when you asked me if I hated you now,
It's not you it's just all the times I missed out,
On sleeping with your girlfriend every time you passed out,
But thaat's oo-kaaay.
Chorus
Interlude
But all I've gotta say
Is there ain't no f**king way
That you're getting me to say I'm sooorrry (not today)
Chorus
Bridge
Cleaning up the house again
Listening to House of Pain
Havin' headaches in my brain
Listening to you complain
Shoppin' at the mall again
I'm outta rhymes I gotta say
Life without Lisa's not so bad at all - CHORUS 4x