Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

I can make anybody pretty

I can make you believe any lie

I can make you pick a fight with somebody twice your size

Well I've been known to cause a few breakups

And I've been known to cause a few births

I can make you new friends or get you fired from work

Chorus 1

And since the day I left Milwaukee

Lynchburg and Bordeaux, France

Been making the bars lots of big money and helping white people dance

I got you in trouble in high school

But college now that was a ball

You had some of the best times you'll never remember with me

Alcoho-o-o-o-l, Alcoho-o-o-o-o-l