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Intro

When you see a deer you see Bambi

I see antlers up on the wall

You see a lake you think picnics and I see

A large mouth up under that log

I know that your thinking that you're gonna change me

In some ways well maybe you might

Scrub me down dress me up oh well no matter what

Remember I'm still a guy

When you see a priceless French painting

I see a drunk naked girl

You think that riding a wild bull sounds crazy

And I'd like to give it a whirl

Love makes a man do some things he aint proud of

And in a weak moment I might

Walk your sissy dog hold your purse at the mall

But remember I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

I can hear you now talking to your friends

Saying yea girls he's come a long way

From dragging his knuckles, and carrying a club

And building a fire in a cave

When you say a backrub means only a backrub

Then you swat my hand when I try

Well what can I say at the end of the day

Honey I'm still a guy

And I'll pour out my heart hold your hand in the car

Write a love song that makes you cry

Then turn right around knock some jerk to the ground

Cause he copped a feel as you walked by

These days there's dudes getting facials

Manicured waxed and botoxed

With deep spray-on tans and creamy lotiony hands

You can't grip a tackle box

Yea with all of these men lining up to get neutered

It's hip now to be feminized

I don't highlight my hair I've still got a pair

Yea Honey I'm still a guy

And my eyebrows ain't plucked

There's a gun in my truck

Oh thank God I'm still a guy