Robert Thinks Dutches Is Sexy Chords

Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

ARoberts on the couch playing x-box

Then his mom comes in and tells him to get off

DSo he goes outside and plays with his doAg

AEarly every morning when the sun comes up

He goes in the house to get washed up

DThen he comes outside with a paperEm cup

Chorus

Robert thinks Dutches is sAexy

EIt really turns him oAn

He's always staring at him

Emwhile he's jerking his dAog

DHe likes the way DuAtches looks at hEmim

when he's laying doEmwn

He even tDhinks his tAan is broEwn

DRobert's the only onAe who Emreally uAnderstands what dogs Dare

EmRobert thinks Dutches is seAxy

2nd Verse

AEvery night Robert sits outside

Wishing and hoping for a bite

DWalking his dog and eating frAies

Dand then he a way to take him hoAme

Repeat Chorus

Then it goes like this

EmRobert aint into thing appropriate

So he lays on his ass and eats some chips

EmRobert thinks Dutches is

Robert thinks Dutches is

Repeat the chorus

Then thats the end of the song.I hope you enjoy it