Standard (EADGBE)

Stand up - if ya wanna fight

I'm tellin' all the women

stand up for your rights

If ya wanna wear the trousers

you wanna act like a man

I'd love to trade ya places

love to be your thang

I'd do all the shopping

collect your favourite suit

Press all the laundry

polish all your boots

And if you brought me flowers

I'd meet you at the door

Have your dinner ready

your slippers on the floor

And when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

(chorus)

Touch the hand of the man who'll make ya woman

Touch the hand of the man who'll make it right

Touch the hand of the man who'll make ya woman

Cause when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

(verse)

(chorus)

(solo)

And if you brought me flowers

I'd meet you at the door

Have your dinner ready

your slippers on the floor

And when day turns to night and you feel alright

And I turn out the lights

(chorus & fade)