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Intro

 Hotter than a perfect lover

 Colder than a surrogate mother

 That's what happens when a matriarch

Doesn't get her way

 She'll build a bomb in silence

 And explode it without violence

 A matriarch will stop at nothing

Till her point is made.

  Don't snuggle too closely to her bosom

  You'll be cluttering her velvet cushion

  Shanghaied by her soft illusion -

  And bouncing off the walls

  Just to keep her sane...

(Chords repeated)

The goal posts will be shifted

Till her spirits are uplifted

That's what happens when a matriarch

Doesn't get her way

She'll take away your rudder

With her words all made of rubber

A matriarch will stop @ nothing

Till her point is made.

Then one day she tells you straight:

  "If you hate me it's because I'm great..."

  And the next day:

  "If you love me it's because I'm great..."

  One heart is never enough...for a soul-mate...

SOLO over VERSE chorus chords:

Sit down Vera Lynn

Freely on your pumpkin.

  Deftly pass the stone -

  To your next of kin

Bounced off the walls

 La-h-menting on your violin -

  The state you're in:

  Dogged and driven, since you left your mother's home

She'll be your greatest folly

And you her voodoo dolly

That's what happens when a matriarch

Doesn't get her way.

She'll argue

And she'll reason

But never be fairly beaten

A matriarch will stop @ nothing

Till her point is made.

H-a-r-k

 In the dark

 A matriarch is getting her own way