Standard (EADGBE)

Verse 1

Hello, how ya doin'

What's it like to ruin all my self esteem?

Let me blow off some steam

For five years I waited so why am I jaded

To get back at you? What makes it cool when

Chorus

You act like nothing ever happened

I feel like I should feel bad

But I can't like

Someone who thought They're the only one that mattered

I hope that you're flattered

cause you broke this down

The best thing that you never had

Verse 2

And it seems like I'm lost

Somehow my heart got lost

On the way to my head and my brain cells are dead

and the craziness shows

now I start to go when the green turns to red

and I should be dead when

Chorus

You act like nothing ever happened

I feel like I should feel bad

But I can't like

Someone who thought They're the only one that mattered

While my heart got shattered

like romantic roadkill

my heart is all splattered

your ego got fatter

I hope that you're flattered

cause you broke this down

The best thing that you never had

Bridge

Like the toilet seat never got lifted

And I pissed on your confidence

When you weren't around

How could that be?

Don't turn this around

You were the one who

Drove my ass right to the ground

Chorus

When you act like nothing ever happened

I feel like I should feel bad

But I can't like

Someone who thought they're the only one that mattered

While my heart got shattered

like romantic roadkill

my heart is all splattered

your ego got fatter

I hope that you're flattered

cause you broke this down, you broke this down

The best thing, the best thing, the best thing... you never had