Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse

(Play verse chords between verses, adding some extra vocals)

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I'm gonna let in

And he eats in the alley and keeps track of my sins

When he starts talkin' backwards your head starts to spin

And he really freaks me out when he peels off his skin

Verse

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I'm going to let in

There's a hole in his brain where his mind should have been

When he start rubbing wrinkles he gets pretty scared

When he starts talking nickelback, diamondback, muscleback

Verse

Oh there's a creep in the cellar with his hands in the air

And he lies to his mother but she doesn't care

Well the fists are flying backwards and the ballroom is bare

‘Cause the turkey's talkin' backwards, it'll raise up your hair

Outro

Well there's a creep in the cellar that I'm gonna let in...