Capo 3rd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Verse 1

Why do lovers park down deserted lanes?

Near haunted houses and homes for the insane?

Like a deformed son who was locked in a shed

Later es--caped when he chopped off their heads

Verse 2

Why do axe murderers only attack

When you're partially nude or you're taking a bath

Tho there are times I feel softer than most

Somedays like yogurt & some days like toast

Verse 3

Sorority girls and fraternity boys

Always de--flowered. They're rich and they're spoiled

So we never feel bad when Aunt Jenny, who's dead

Surprises them lying on her wedding bed

Verse 4

When we're making love now, I feel so ex--posed

Might you im--pale me or turn into those

Creatures that feed on the flesh of the living

They hide in the corn between June & Thanks--giving

OUTTRO:

Why do axe murderers only at--tack when we're

Making love...

Why do axe murderers only at--tack when we're

Partially nude or taking a

Bath.

--crookedpath