Standard (EADGBE)

Where, where the hell is Bill? (x4)

(verse 1)

Well maybe he went to get a sideways haircut

Maybe he went to get a striped shirt

Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes

Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses

(chorus)

(verse 2)

Well maybe he went to get an Air Force parka

Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter

Maybe he went to get a British Flag

Maybe he went to go ???

(chorus)

(verse 3)

Well maybe he went to get a mohawk

And maybe he went to get some gnarly ???

Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard

Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks

(chorus)