Standard (EADGBE)

Pick the paper plates up off the floor

Hide the hand and feet inside the shed

Leave the chipping axe outside the door

Invite home and ask no-one instead

Up and makes me jump on to my feet

And not do anything I can't eat

And all the two things that I put first

And all at the same time - oh Christ...

Nice looking girl and a nice looking place

And I hear they've got some little ones there

Asleep upstairs

Mind if I take a peek at the nice looking girl

And the nice looking place

And I hear they've got some little ones there

Asleep upstairs

Mind if I take a peek

And I won't disturb them even when I start to cry

Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs

Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice

Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse

Chase the cats and the rats and the mice

Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats

Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house

House the mouse chase the cats and the rats

And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs

Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks

And the house...

STOP! Aaaaannnd...

Cats and the rats and the mice chase the dogs

Eat the pigs chase the cats eat the mice

Eat the bricks chase the house house the mouse

Chase the cats and the rats and the mice

Chase the dogs eat the pigs chase the cats

Eat the mice eat the bricks chase the house

House the mouse chase the cats and the rats

And the mice eat the dogs eat the pigs

Chase the cats and the mice eat the bricks

And the house...

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