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Intro

Well you know how it goes

Oh there's a lot of people talking shit

And a lot of people in business clothes

But they're all assholes

And they'll never know

What it's like to be alive

Between money, success and being on time

Chorus

Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic

Drink until the day I die

Passing out every night

For falling over

Is how I wanna be remembered

Be remembered

Well I've heard that

You have gotta have plans

And you're nothing if you ain't got

An expensive tie and expensive pants

But fancy restaurants

And universities

Don't mean much at all to me

Because I'm about rocking and living out dreams

Chorus

Oh I'll be having acid for dinner

Let all the walls cave into one

Let all the werewolves come

Everybody watch me get thinner and thinner

And waste away

Waste away

Thoms trumpet solo

Chris plays

x2

Chorus

Oh how I wanna be an alcoholic

Drink until the day I die

Passing out every night

For kicking your ass

Is how I wanna be remembered

be remembered be remembered

be remembered