Doris And Edwin Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

The Dfirst time that she saw him

was in the Goffice canteen

He was A♯buying a cup of coffee --

Athree sugars and double cream

DTwo weeks later she saw him

at the eleGvator banks

His Ahands were full, she held the doors for

Ghim and he said Dthanks

Now she's in Bmlove

For her it doesn't take F♯much

She's in Bmlove

But this is not your Aordinary office crush

For Bmshe works in the Dbasement

Gnear the boiler room door

And Dhe works in Aaccounting

on the G37th Dfloor

Now I'm not Dmuch of a mathematician

but even GI can see

That in a A♯building of 37 floors

and Afour thousand employees

Her Dchances of running into him were really

Gnot that good

Even though she Ahung out at the canteen and rode the elevator

Gevery spare minute she Dcould

'Cause she's in Bmlove

And she don't even know his F♯name (it's Edwin)

She's in Bmlove

Love can be Asuch a cruel cruel game

For Bmshe works in the Dbasement

Gnear the boiler room door

And Dhe works in Aaccounting

on the G37th Dfloor

(And by the way, did I happen to mention...)

That when this Abuilding was constructed

it was Bmdone improperly

And Aone day on the fourth floor

there was a Bmshort in the electricity

It Aburned up walls and desks and chairs

and Bmall the secretaries

And the Aalarm did not go off until it

Bmreached floor 33

Floor thirty-Athree, floor thirty-Bmthree

(And on the upper floors people were running and screaming and

jumping out of windows to get away from the flames -- it was

gross)

Now the Awoman in the basement,

Bmshe ran up the stairs

AOut the emergency exit

Bminto the fresh air

AShe looked up because just then

Bmit began to shower

That's Awhen she saw her true love coming...

one Bmhundred miles an hour

Oh-Aoh, Oh Bmno....

I'm not Dmuch of a mathematician,

but even GI can see

The A♯chances of him landing on her

were Avery slim indeed (but he did!)

So they Dburied them together

the Gfollowing day

And even Anow when I ride the elevator

GI can hear someone Dsay

She was in Bmlove

For her it didn't take F♯much

She was in Bmlove

But this was not your Aordinary office... crush

For Bmshe worked in the Dbasement

Gnear the boiler room door

And Dhe worked in Aaccounting

on the G37th floor

BmShe worked in the Dbasement

and Ghe the 37th floor

But Dfate brought them toAgether,

they Gflirted neverDmore

Nevermore, nevermore...