Standard (EADGBE)

Chorus

Hooka Tooka my soda cracker..

does your momma chaw tobacca?

If ya momma chaw tobacca, say..

Hooka Tooka my sooooda cracker.

Hooka Tooka my soda cracker..

does your momma chaw tobacca?

If ya momma chaw tobacca, say..

Hooka Tooka my sooooda cracker.

Who your love, who your love I say?

You know I love my mother-in-law.

If you're love momma, like you say.

Why can't momma chaw?

Chorus

Everybody..yup!

Hooka Tooka my soda cracker..

does your momma chaw tobacca?

If ya momma chaw tobacca, say..

Hooka Tooka my sooooda cracker.

Momma loves, momma loves you all.

And you know I'm her, son-in-law.

If you love me, like you say you do..

Chaw to..bacca, too. Hey!

Chorus

Hooka Tooka my soda cracker..

does your momma chaw tobacca?

If ya momma chaw tobacca, say..

Hooka Tooka my sooooda cracker.

Outro

Hooka Tooka my sooooda cracker.

Hooka Tooka my sooooda cracker...(Fade.)

A sixties smash from Kraziekhat.