Chuck Brodsky - Talk To My Lawyer Chords

 
         
         
         
         
         
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Standard guitar tuning:
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No capo
Pretty simple pattern here: each verse is C F G, and each chorus is F C G C. Drop your pinkie on the high E string if you'd like. CWell I was outside city hall FSlipped and took a terrible fall GNegligence on the part of I don't care Cwho I fell so hard I was seeing stars FDollar signs fell from Mars GThe man who helped me up said I should Csue FHe was a lawyer CHe was all out of breathG C COnce I had an accident FNot too bad, just a little dent GA Mercedes hit me from the Crear A man walked out in a three piece suit FAsked if a thousand dollars would do GI said let me think for a minute Chere

Chorus

FGotta talk to my lawyer CI might have whiplash GI might have trauma Let's not talk Cpetty cash FI've got a witness CPut a hand on the bible GJury jury hallelujah You might be Cliable Well my mama said Uncle Jim I just don't know what's wrong with him That son of mine is a no good big wazoo Well I have never overheard Such a bunch of slanderous words I tell you mama, I've got a mind to sue

Chorus

Gotta talk to my lawyer Mama that was vicious Defamation of character, wrongful and malicious I've got a witness Put a hand on the bible Jury jury hallelujah You might be liable, mama Then I was trying to open up my map Spilled my coffee on my lap How was I to know that it was hot Went back to that fast food place To the manager with the happy face Said I want the name of whoever brewed that pot

Chorus

Gotta talk to my lawyer Think I've got a pretty good case Get some crutches, maybe put on a neck brace I've got a witness Put a hand on the bible Jury jury hallelujah You might be liable

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