Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

Oh you are a mucky kid,

Dirty as a dustbin lid.

When he hears the things you did,

You'll get a belt from your Dad.

Oh you have your father's nose,

So crimson in the dark it glows,

If you're not asleep when the boozers close,

You'll get a belt from your Dad.

You look so scruffy lying dur

Strawberry-jam tarts in yer hair,

Though in the world you haven't a care

And I have got so many.

It's quite a struggle every day

Living on your father's pay,

The bugger drinks it all away

And leaves me without any.

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Although we have no silver spoon,

Better days are coming soon

Now Nelly's working at the Lune

And she gets paid on Friday.

Perhaps one day we'll have a splash,

When Littlewoods provide the cash,

We'll get a house in Knotty Ash

And buy your Dad a brewery.

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Oh you are a mucky kid,

Dirty as a dustbin lid.

When he hears the things you did

You'll get a belt from your Dad.

Oh you have your father's face,

You're growing up a real hard case,

But there's no one can take your place,

Go fast asleep for yer Mammy.