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Verse 1

I saw a story on the news today

It made me wanna throw up

About a girl who just won’t go away

I think we’ve all had enough

And now I’ve heard she said the N-word

Then she said she’s just like me

Well I don’t have 50 billion dollars

in my family

Chorus

So here’s to you, Paris Hilton

Could you hear me when I say

You’ve got everything you want

So could you please just go away

Here’s to you, Paris Hilton

Could I say what’s on our mind?

Go away, go away, Paris Hilton

Leave America behind

Verse 2

I saw her picture in the magazine

I saw her book in the store

And she had sex on my computer screen

But I just can’t take anymore

Now am I alone in thinking

That she’s, that she's really just a snot

And if she never said another word

We all would say that’s hot

Chorus

So here’s to you, Paris Hilton

Could you hear me when I say

You’ve got everything you want

So could you please just go away

Here’s to you, Paris Hilton

Could I say what’s on our mind?

Go away, go away, Paris Hilton

Leave America behind

Behind, behind, behind, behind, behind

Leave America behind

Leave us all behind