If Shania Was Mine Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

AIf Shania was mine wouldn't be proud of me

ECouldn't hardly blame her cause I'm so derned ugly A

But on our first date we could have a good time

EIf I got her on the MoonshAine

AIf Shania was mine say it fit just right

Though my polyester Esuit was just a little tooA tight

And there's no way I'd have bad hair day

ECause I'd buy a new tAupi

DThough I'd love to seduce hAer

But she married Dher producer

And all I do is Epray

Pray, Pray, she'll get a divorce someday

Chorus

If Shania was mine I think DI'd lose my mind A

If she only teased me, Esqueezed me, pleased me one good time A

And if she only knew, all the Dthings I'd Do E

I'd be the lawn mowin Crop growin, tatterG pealing

DHouse cleaning kind E

AIf Shania was mine

AWell if Shania was mine she'd have to better agree

ECan't no one cook road kill better than me A

And a dozen mountain oysters and some ole fat back

EShe'd say, mmm, I like it like that A

ADnd all I do is wonder who's better boots are bent under

And know all I do is wine E

Now Wine, wine that girl so dog gone fine

(Repeat Chorus)

AIf Shania, If Shania, If Shania, If Shania

IfE Shania was mine

Submitted By: Shane Littrell