Standard (EADGBE)

I’m the only gay Eskimo, I’m the only one I know,

I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

I go out seal hunting with my best fried tarker

But all I want to do is to get into his parker

I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

Well me and nuck fluck chuck buck we both like blubber

But me I’ve got this crazy fetish for rubber

I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

I make a wish on the northern light

That I could find a decent pair of whale skin tights

I’m the only gay Eskimo in my tribe

And the seals they sing now

These cold winter nights

are taking their toll

I even get exited when I see the North Pole

See the north pole..

I’m the only gay Eskimo

I’m the only one I no

Im the only gay Eskimo in my tribe.