Maxine Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

Intro

C C C C F F F G [x3]

C C C C F

FDumb Kid, FDumb Kid, GDumb Kid

Verse 1

CI'm not Cstalking you, I'm Cwalking in Cfront of you

But Fyou're screaFming F G

And CI'm not Cgrabbing you, or Cslapping the Cass of you

But FI'm dreaFming F G

Cause CI like girls in CTrackies, I don't Cknow why they just Cgrab me

And I Flike how you stand Fup, I Flike how you stand Gup

CI'm not that Cweird, I don't Chave a girl or Cbeard

And I'm Fso fed Fup, Fso fed Gup

Pre-chorus 1

I wasn't Amreally gonna Gget a tattoo Emof your name on Ammy arm

Cause I Amdon't have that much Gmoney I can Emspend, I can Amspend

No matter Amhow much porn I Gdownload, I will Emalways think of Amyou

And AmI will be obGsessed til the Emend, til the Amend

Chorus

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!

Interlude

C C C C F F F G [x2]

Verse 2

CI'm not a Cwanker, well I Cused to be, but I'm Cnot anymore

Cause it Fmakes me Ftired F G

And CI'm glad you're Chappy, but Cif my love gets Ccrappy

And I'm Fglad you're adFmired F G

And I Cknow I'm immaCture, I won't Cstalk you anyCmore

I'm a Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Fdumb kid, Gdumb kid

And CI'm not forCgetting you, I'm Cjust not gonna Chit on you.

I'm Fsexually reFtarded. F G

Interlude

C C C C F F F G

Pre-chorus 2

AmSpeaking of Gjacking, I was Emdoing it toAmday

But then I Amquit so I'd last Glonger, and you Emwouldn't laugh at Amme

AmI'm one of those Gguys, I can't let Emgo and accept Amloathing

Cause I've Amgot quite an adGdictive persoEmnaliAmty.

Chorus

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!

Solo

Am G Em Am [x4]

Pre-chorus 3

I'm not Amsaying we were Ggonna bang, but Emit would have been Amquite nice

And I Amwould have liked it Gmore, than the Embest thing in the Amworld

AmYou're not the Gfirst I've done a Emsong about, Amtrust me.

I'm Amreally not that Gweird, I just Emget obsessed with Agirls!

Chorus

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto! (My balls are cold)

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou! C

Bridge

I'm obCsessed, I'm obCsessed, I'm obDmsessed, I'm obCsessed

I'm obGsessed, I'm obFsessed

Chorus

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I'd do Ganything you Ftell me Cto!

MaCxine, MaCxine! You're Dmbloody obscCene!

And I Ccan't stop Gthinking of yCou!

[x2]