Capo 2nd fret

Standard (EADGBE)

The G is barred in the verse only after the F chord but it's not essential!

Chorus

What took you so long was there a Queue at the post office

What took you so long was there a dirty Double decker stage coach

You just happend to miss

Lyrics:

You spend too much time sat in your bedroom, on your PC

Are you sure that you couldn’t have found the time,

Swallowed your pride and admitted your jealousy

Next week you’re trying again to pull one of your city’s many front men

If you do not have the internet, would you be into them

I very much doubt so what do they know so

What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

You just happened to miss

Well Oh Oh Oh, well oh oh oh, well oh oh oh....

You’re always bad and you’re always rotten and then you always say things that you just

have forgotten about people or things, do you know who I am I'm like a Morrissey with

strings

What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

You just happened to miss

Sometimes I’m bad and sometimes I’m rotten, sometimes I say things I probably, should

forgotten about people or things

Do you know who I am, I’m like a Morrissey with some strings

What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

you just happened to miss

You're always bad and you're always rotten and then you always say things that you just,

have forgotten or have you had enough of your stereotypical bit of the rough

What took you so long, was there a queue at the post office

What took you so long, was there a dirty double-decker stagecoach,

you just happened to miss

Ah, ah ah...whoa oh a oh. Whoa a oh oh a a a oh, Whoa a oh oh a a a oh.

Posted by Jonaz of Coundon, County Durham.

Enjoy!