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I say baby, it aint gonna suck it--self

Virgin Re--cords, it aint gonna suck it--self

I say baby, it aint gonna suck it--self

What you waiting for? It aint gonna suck it--self

Well I flew out from Virginie on the very first day

I heard my record company exercise my pay to play

Went to see Mr. Lott but his assistant said no

(Brandy) Se--curity will escort you to the parking lot

It was 102 degrees I was feeling kind of hot

So I walked across the street for one of those Mexican frozen popsicles

Couldnt buy just one so I bought myself a box

When I come back the assistant shes standing in the parking lot

No hard feelings do you want one of these?

But she looks at me like I was speaking Chinese

The security man walks up he helps himself to one

Coincidently Chinese and hot from standing in the sun

Then he helps himself to another he puts it in her hand

But she looks at it like it was a piece of crap

Or a dead and dying bird she didnt understand

So I was just trying to be helpful when I said

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Baby, it aint gonna suck itself

Oh Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself

(Brandy) I beg to differ cousin, it should be, it aint gonna lick itself

I do believe youre right cousin: It aint gonna lick itself

Well Im standing in the parking lot waiting on my ride

His name is Jackson Haring and hes still inside

He went in through mailroom for some record company swag

But this Virgin Records there aint shit to be had

And the halls they was empty because everyone was laid off

And he took a wrong turn ends up in the tape vault

Only one thing to do when you?re standing face to face

With the Sticky Fingers, Let It Be master tapes

Youve got to stick them in the satchel and head on the down the hall

Saying these will go nicely with that Residents eyeball

Many years ago while working for Bill Graham Presents

A prop eyeball was stolen backstage from The Residents

And the rumor went around that Jackson was the thief

But thats neither here nor there and I was sitting in the jeep

Looking at the Sticky Fingers master tapes

My popsicle?s dripping on the seat so I throw it out the window – it lands at the feet of Roy Lott

Chorus

Hey Roy, it aint gonna suck itself

Ah Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself

And one time for the ladies, It aint gonna lick itself

Ah Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself

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Chorus

Baby, it aint gonna suck itself

Everyone at Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself

One for the ladies, it aint gonna lick itself

What you waiting for, it aint gonna suck itself

Chorus

Mr. Lott, it aint gonna suck itself

Everyone on Foothill Road, it aint gonna suck itself

Just so were not totally sexist, it aint gonna lick itself

Virgin Records, it aint gonna suck itself