Mr. Wrong Chords

Standard (EADGBE)

GWell meet me by the river that goes nowhere, C

GLet me lay my sorry trip on you D

 Oh won't you meet me Gby the river little darlin' C

GI might just let you see my barDe tattoo. G

GI was gonna bring you flowers but I didn't. C

 It's the thoGught that cDounts and I think I'm a bit too broke,

 but there's some change in Gmy ashtray, C

 maybe just enough Gto pay

C D

Gfor a half pint of something probably make us choke.

Chorus

G F♯ E

  Well no DI'd rather not go and meet your family G

G F♯ E

  They'd probDably send me back where I belong, G

 Don't wanna hear aboCut your mister right, G

 He's ouDt of townG tonightC,

GBaby come and spend some time with misterD wrong. G

GI drive a one-eyed Malibu without a muffler C

 and a tapGe Ddeck that works if you kick it hard enough

G C G

 and baby if youC like to read, I've got some great pornography

 and a tenG pound flashlight floating in tDhe trunk. G

repeat chorus

 And do Cyou have a girlfriend and does she look as good as you G

 and would she likCe to meet my brother?

 He'll be outD7 of jail in a month or two.

instrumental break on verse chords

repeat first verse, chorus, end on this last line:

 Yeah where I come Cfrom they call me mister wrDong. G

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