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Intro

I'm the son of 3rd generation farmer

I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter

I'm a God fearin' - hard workin' - combine driver

Hoggin' up the road om my p-p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour

On my International Harves ter

Three miles of cars layin' on their horns

Fallin' on deaf ears of corn

Lined up behind me like a big parade

Of late to work road raged jerks

Shoutin' obscene words - flippin' me the bir d

Well you may be on a state of paved road

But that blacktop runs through my payload

Ex cuse me for tryin' to do my job

But this year ain't been no bumper cr op

If you don't like the way I'm drivin'

Get back on the interstate

Other wise, sit tight and be nice

And quit yer honkin' at me that way

Cause, I'm the son of 3rd generation farmer

I've been married 10 years to the farmer's daughter

I got 2 boys in the county 4-H

I'm a lifetime sponsor of the FFA

Hay! That's what I make

I make a lotta hay for a little pay

But, I'm proud to say

I'm a God fearin' - hard workin' - combine driver

Hoggin' up the road om my p-p-p-p-plower

Chug a lug a luggin' 5 miles an hour

On my International Harvester

Well I know you got your own deadlines

But cussin' me won't save you no time, hoss

This big wheeled wide load ain't goin' any faster

So just smile and wave and tip your hat

To the man up on the tractor

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