Standard (EADGBE)

A Breaker one nine this here's the Rubber Duck

You got a copy on me Pig Pen Come on

Ah Yeah ten four Pig Pen for sure for sure

By golly it's clean clear to Flagtown Come on

Yeah it's a big ten four there Pig Pen

Yeah we definetly got the front door good buddy

Mercy sakes alive looks like we got us a convoy

Verse

It was the dark of the moon on the 6th of June

in a Kenworth haulin logs

Cab over Pete with a reefer on & a Jimmy haulin Hogs

We was headin for bear on "I-one-O"

About a mile outa shaky town

I says Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck

And I'm about to put the hammer down

'Cause we got a little old convoy rocking thru the night

Yeah we got a little old convoy ain't she a beautiful sight

Come on & join our convoy, ain't nothin' gonna get in our way

We're gonna roll this truckin' convoy across the USA

Convoy, Convoy, Convoy

****

Ah breaker Pig Pen this here's the Duck

Ah you wanna back off them hogs

Ah ten four about five mile or so

Ten Roger them hogs is gettin him tense up here

Verse

By the time we got into Tulsa town we had 85 trucks in all

But there's a road block up on the clover leaf

And them Bears was wall to wall

Yeah them Smokeys was thick as bugs on a bumper

They even had a Bear in the air

I says callin all trucks this here's the Duck

And we about to go ahuntin Bear

CHO....

**** Ah you wanna give me a ten nine on that Pig Pen

A Negatory Pig Pen you're still too close

Yeah them hogs are startin to close up my sinuses

Mercy sakes you better back off another ten

Verse

Well we rolled up Interstate 44 like a rocket sled on rails

We tore up all of our swindle sheets & left em settin' on the scales

By the time we hit that shy town them bears was agettin smart

They'd brought up some reinforcements from the Illonois National Guard

There's armoured cars & tanks & Jeeps & Rigs of every size

Yeah them chicken coops was full of Bears & choppers filled the skies

Well we shot the line & we went for broke with a thousand screaming trucks

And eleven long haired friends of Jesus in a chartruse MicroBus

**** Ah Rubber Duck this is Sod Buster come on

Ah yeah ten four Sod Buster ... listenyou want to put that MicroBus

In behind that Suicide Jockey

Yeah he's haulin dynamite & he needs all the help he can get.

Verse

Well we laid a strip from the Jersey shore and prepared to cross the line

I could see the bridge was lined with Bears but I didn't have a doggone dime

I says Pig Pen this here's the Rubber Duck, we just ain't a gonna pay no toll

So we crashed the gate doin ninety-eight I says let them truckers roll ten four

Cause we got a MIGHTY convoy

****Ah ten four Pig Pen what's your twenty

Omaha

We're gonna scare them hogs out there for sure

Well Mercy sakes good buddy, we're gonna back on outta here

So keep the bugs off your glass & the Bears off your tail

We'll catch you on the flip flop

This here's the Rubber Duck on the side

We gone Bye Bye.