Standard (EADGBE)


I've got no acces to my exes

I'm sure by now they've moved to Texas

or took a one way trip to Naxos


I've lost the battle of the sexes

Like making love inside of taxis

They liked the sting but not the cactus

I know that exes reflect my youth

I know that exes are my male proof

I know they're guilty of being the past

But you've killed the cupid

You're over them


I've got no problem with my exes

They loved me driving in my Lexus

A road's as good as all its exits


so out of date like sending faxes

I was the tree they were the axes

They liked the pray but not the mantis

The cynical collector of birds not bees

The problem detector got high on heels

The beauty protector with no degree

for exes

Which is good which is constructive

Which is what a woman needs

Don't go asking for forgiveness

Go plead guilty all degrees

You were raised on definitions

With your dears obscuring deeds

Your actions


you like 'm young but not the acne

You like the team but not the referee

I wonder how it feels to ex me So go ahead and

ex me

Try to forget just don't annex me

I thought I threw away the frisbee

I'd say we try to stick to plan B

Like a missile that ain't guided

I was following my seed

Like a horse that hasn't travelled

I took hay for upper purple weed

I got excommunicated

Cause I couldn't play the creep

for exes


too young to check all their reflexes

No use explaining who T-Rex is

They are the source of all complexes You know...