Standard (EADGBE)

x4

I'm going down to church tonight

Just like back when I was eight

But I dont mean to pray

Im gonna nick the collection plate

(chorus)

I've got nothing against church

Or any people that go there and show that

They're ignorant, I dont understand

A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope

I should know I used to go there myself

That's the day I became antipope

Theres gonna be some fun tonight

The spreading is around the town

The vicars a transvestite

With a fetish for robes and gowns

(chorus)

I've got nothing against church

Or any people that go there and show that

They're ignorant, I dont understand

A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope

I should know I used to go there myself

That's the day I became antipope

x6

x2

Religion doesnt mean a thing

Its just another way of being right wing

I think sex films are okay

I don't dig that poko way

(chorus)

I've got nothing against church

Or any people that go there and show that

They're ignorant, I dont understand

A congregation at weekends so change their behaviour

So many people are weak in their lives

And seek guidance from the pedlars of hope

I should know I used to go there myself

That's the day I became antipope

Mick2009