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I don't want to be a pioneer

A singer sings a sad song when he's sad

But honey all these years I've been upset

I've slowly turned the kind of blue that keeps your jeans dry

Now I don't need to reinvent the wheel

a singer needs to feel like he's been had

It's all so sad

It's all so sad

All broke, all beat, all twisted feet

And so on and so forth

So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie

And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

Sing la-dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da oh-da

Ah dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da dee-da-da-da-da-da

Ah dee-da dee-da

So hell I thought I knew why I was here

To find myself a girl who makes me sad

But I went looking round and all I found

Was this here one who makes me tea and brings the crossword

So how am I supposed to bring us down

To think that I got used to being sad

And sometimes down

And always blue

And did I mention sad?

All broke, all beat, all twisted feet

And so on and so forth

So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie

And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

All broke, all beat, all twisted feet

And so on and so forth

So don't steal, don't lie, just tie your tie

And go on, go forth

Go on, go forth

Just...go